Yo Mama Jokes:
• Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat when she fell in Wal-Mart she lowered the prices
Yo mama so fat when she was walking down the street in a blue dress everyone screamed "TSUNAMI!!!"
Yo mama so fat every time she hears a ding she go s to her microwave
Yo mama so fat that when she stepped off the porch she was already in china
Yo mama so fat when she saw a school bus she though (Twinkie)
Yo mama so fat when she was on the internet she made a next page
Yo mama’s so fat that she fell in love and broke it
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out
Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost
Yo mamas so fat she can’t even float in space
Yo mama's so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.
Yo mama's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said it’s GODZILA!
Yo mama is so fat; she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Your momma is so fat the elephant on her shirt is real!
Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please
Yo mama so fat, people walk around her for exercise
Yo mama is so fat that the only time she saw the number 90210 was on the scale.
Yo mama so fat Sarah Palin can see her from her house
Yo mama is so fat i took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, we have to add a new country to the map
Yo mama’s so fat; that even Dora can’t explore her
Yo mama so fat she sat on the great arch in St. Louis, Missouri and created the McDonald’s sign
• Yo Mama So Stupid/Dumb…
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order
Yo mama so dumb when she stopped at a stop sign she was waiting for it to say GO
Yo mama so stupid when she went to the super bowl she brought a spoon
Yo mama so dumb that she stole free samples
Yo mama is so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record for cats
Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Yo mamma is so dumb when the weatherman said it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl
Yo mama so stupid I stepped on a cigarette butt in your house and she yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama is so stupid she was going to Disneyland, saw a sign saying Disneyland left, and went back home
Yo mama is so stupid; she was locked in Giant Eagle for 6 hours and starved to death
Yo mama is so stupid when she was locked in a mattress store she slept on the floor
Yo mama so stupid; she ordered Chinese food speaking German
Yo mama so stupid when she went to court and the judge said, "Order in the court." she said, "Can I have a double cheeseburger with fries?"
Yo mama so stupid; she threw a rock at the ground and missed
• Yo mama so ugly…
Yo mama so ugly that when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said no professionals allowed
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looked out the window the police arrested her for mooning the people
Yo mama so ugly, that when she looked in the mirror, Bloody Mary got sacred.
Yo momma so ugly, that when she died, the Devil wouldn't let her in because he didn't want to scare the demons
• Yo mama so short…
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does back flips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophies
Yo mama so short she can hang glide on a piece of paper
Yo mama is so short, she did a suicide jump off the curb
• Yo mama so poor…
Yo mama so poor that when she goes to the river, the ducks feed her
Yo mama so poor that when i saw her kicking a can and asked her what she was doing she said moving
Yo mama is so poor; she saw a nickel on the sidewalk and started bragging about it
Yo mama is so poor she puts paper plates in the dishwasher
Yo mama is so poor i walked through her front door and ended up outside
Yo mama so poor that she hung up toilet paper to dry
Yo momma so poor I saw her with a stick following a roach and she said "SHHHHHHH! I’m hunting dinner!"
• Yo mama so old…
Yo mama so old, she went blind from the Big Bang
Yo mama so old that she owes Jesus a dollar
• Yo mama so skinny…
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared
Yo mama so skinny; she has to run in the shower to get we
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