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I'd rip out my heart for you, tear it from my chest still beating, pulsing with torn arteries spattering on the floor as its four chambers desparately sieze in agony while my lungs heave and rattle and my lips curl in a rictus of orgasmic pain as I stumble to the floor like a doll with it's strings cut and blood runs down my lips and freezes in my cooling veins and as my eyes glaze and I'd look to you with a bloody, wistful smile and ask: How do you feel about together forever?

~Mannequin

Lying in bed, you start to sleep
your fanciful dreams are yours to keep.
When suddenly a sweet kiss you feel on your cheek, you open your eyes to catch a peek. You'll wish you didn't, I will make sure of that, for a sent you my love with the swing of a baseball bat. As you lie there bleeding, your life fading away, I appear from the dark and wish you Happy Valentine's day.
~Kudamos

I have a chocolate bar in my pants. Come here, pudding cup.
And take your undies off while you're at it.

-SENOR TOUCHMYBUTT

Valentine's Day-- what a crock of #^$%*. The only place I want to see your heart is on the end of my sword. Go lick a weasel, you slugbag. That's all I have to say about this stupid day. Go lick weasels 'til the sun goes down.

Oh, and one more thing: don't let these lovey-dovey morons think they're running the show. There are plenty of mean gifts for you to send in the Valentine`s Day Forum, as well as other people who share my enlightened view of this so-called holiday.

Here's a small gift from me. I hope it expresses my desire to punch you in your dumb face!

Later, sucker!

heartsbane hairpin reminds me of a venus fly trap...

AM I ORIGINAL? (YEAH)
AM I THE ONLY ONE? (YEAH)
AM I SEXUAL? (YEAH)
AM I EVERYTHING YOU NEED
YOU BETTER ROCK YOUR BODY NOW!