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Journal of my drama-less life.
February 1, 2011

I ate some bad candy. There was a bag of M&M's on my table and I just ate it. It felt old because wrapper-bag thing was a bit rough. I ripped off a corner and dumped it in my hand; there was chocolate dust there. And in that chocolate dust were...
MAGGOTS surprised eek eek eek eek eek eek eek

I screamed - *Inner-douche adds," Like a little girl, no less."* - and dropped the candy. I ran up the stairs and got the in-house vacuum tube.

:RANT: SKIP IF UNINTERESTED ABOUT VACUUM TUBE
So I got this vacuum tube stored somewhere in my house. It's real handy. Just take it out, plug it into a vacuum hole, and it automatically starts sucking things in. The incinerator is in the garage. A great place to put it, eh?
:RANT: END

So the vacuum sucked up all of the maggots and candy. But I'm a little worried about the ones still inside me. The maggots looked kind of dead anyway, but still. 10 minutes later, I ate bread and fried eggs to try and suffocate the maggots. I don't think that would work, though...





 
 
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