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Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to choke on their food, horrified by your arrival. Who is this Demented Madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate the town's water supply. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the Apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Superhuman Powers, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.