Pamp The Baby
Diap: aaaaa that’s a good breeze after washing my Pampers today, too bad my dog took the dyer after he ran away he use to be fun to ride around in the library we used to always run and jump into the big old bookshelves and crush all the tiny people and they all go Aaaaaaaaah! hahahaha so funny
Big Sis: Diap get back in the house now Mom on her way
Diap: I'm coming
Big Sis: neutral your going the wrong way Diap
Diap gets on his bike
Diap: No, I’m not going back to that old lady I’m biking away to go live with Elmo I know he'll give me cookies and peaches smile
Big Sis: Elmo a puppet he’s not real anyways he’s on TV too
Diap: fine then I’m going to downtown China then
Big Sis: neutral stupid we don't live in China we live in Seattle
Diap: WHAT THE F*UK BIG SIS I'M TRIED OF YOU SAYING CRAP LIKE THAT ACTING LIKE YOUR SMARTER, OLDER, AND MORE MATURE THAN ME I'M SICK OF IT ANYWAYS IS BIG SIS EVEN YOUR REAL NAME
Big Sis: why did you just start cursing like that what’s your problem(may be I shouldn't never let you watch Family Guy) anyway I am older, smarter and more mature than you I’m 9 and your 1 and my name Brianna not Big Sis, ok
Diap: What ever Big Sis you need to f*ucking get away from me ok that why I’m going to someone who respect babies
Brianna: and who might that be :
Diap: NONE OF YOUR ******** BUSINESS THAT’S IT YOU MAKE ME SICK EVERY ONE HATES YOU LIKE CHRIS AND EVERYONE LOVES ME EXPECT YOUR UGLY a** LIKE RAYMOND >:O
Brianna: Hmmp, fine then I guess I’ll have to catch you myself
Brianna started chasing after Diap while he gets on his red bike still with training wheels.
Diap: so long Big Sis
Diap bikes really fast all the way to the downtown mall then he goes to ask for direction from an old man
Diap: umm sir do u know where-
Old man: yes baby what do you want
Diap: I said do you know where Justin Beiber lives
Old man: yes I do
Diap: well can you tell me
Old man: nope
Diap: why not
Old man: because I don't want to
Diap: pleaseee
Old man: I said no and that’s final
Diap: umm, I’m a cop and if you don't tell me I’ll arrest you
Old man: what you are I never knew but how?
Diap: because I’m a ninja
Old man: a ninja
Diap: yep a ninja
Old man: WHAT, I hate ninjas that ninja had stole my cocoa I got from Starbucks
Diap: umm yea I’m that ninja that stole your cocoa
Old man: what how could you do such a horrible deed
Diap: because I like chocolate and you must fight me if I win you tell me where he lives if you win I get you some cocoa from Starbucks
Old man: naah I don't fight I’ll just be sad instead
Diap: fine then > neutral
Diap walks away then stop and think then turns around see the Old man trying to do the dougie and jerk at the same time looking so stuipd. Diap runs towards the Old man then jumps and kick him in the face
Diap: tell me
Old man: never
then the Old man punch and kick him then pick him up and threw him into the streets and they started fighting there. Diap jump up into the air real high put his feet together and aim at the old man. The Old man started running in circles then ran into the mall. He broke threw the building roof and the Old man kept running and ran into Toy R' Us, The Drift Store, Build-a Bear a Work Shop, Home Depo,and Hello Kitty and Friends Luv Uuuu very Berry Much.
Diap stop and landed in front of the store when he saw the Old man run inside and stare at the name
Diap confused thats a long name, who would name a store that, that’s so stupid and long who would go the f*ck saying I luv u very berry much well F*ck this place >:}
Diap got a match and burned down the store.
Diap: WAHAHAHAHAHA
He ran into the store and found the Old man stuck underneath the clothes rack
Old man: help me
Diap: NO unless u tell me where he lives and I “might”, help you
Old man: NO
Diap: fine then have it your way then
Old man: fine then I’ll tell you, he lives in California, L.A. that is
Diap: ok bye
Old man: wait you said you were going to help me
Diap: I said I might and I’m not so bye
Old man: Wait
Diap ran out of the store and it exploded then he ran out the mall to get his bike but then it wasn’t there and he saw this grown man riding away on his bike so he ran up to him and punch him and he fell off the bike
Diap: see Big Sis always said that punching doesn’t solve everything well, SHE’S WRONG, IT DOES SOLVE EVERYTHING
Diap got on his bike proud and biked away to LA, when he got there to the house he threw his bike in the bushes and went to the door and open it up. He saw Justin playing his guitar making up a new song on his bed
Diap: Dang dude you really need to learn to lock your door or people like me will just walk up and come right in
Justin: who are you
Diap: My name Diap and I came to live with you you’re the only one that will respect babies like me
To Be Continue…
If you like for me to finish this you’ll have to comment and tell me and I can also make more of these if you like I just have to get enough comments telling that you want me to make more
Bye mrgreen
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