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First of all my name is Andrew. You can call me Andy if you wish. Sometimes I like being called Dylan, but it's really rare if I go into that mood. I am fifteen. I will be sixteen November eleventh. I'm from London. England. Not Canada. My Mom comes from Scotland and my Dad is from Cyprus (The Greek side). I have very low confidence, in the real world and on gaia. But when I'm with friends, you can't stop me from talking. I'm Greek Orthodox.
I get hurt. Lots. D: I have hundreds of scars, because I'm a stupid a**. One on my finger, because I think its necessary to open milkshake with a kitchen knife. One on my nose, because I fail at riding scooters/bikes. One on my knuckle, cos I cant cook toast. One on my head, for head butting a plug socket. I've fell down so many stairs at school. Which was kinda funny Dx I even ran through a glass wall/door. Which then shattered all around me. o.o I'm accident prone I also hurt lots of inanimate objects. Like the time I broke my laptop screen with a skittle. I have brutally murdered many phones, and other electrical appliances. I blew up a toaster. Snapped the charger off of my iPod dock. Destroyed countless head phones and sunglasses. Dx Many of my new laptop keys are chewed, ripped off or snapped in half. The laptop also drops a lot, and gets banged off of doors when I try and take to the next room. Then I get clumsy. I knock things over. Lots. Like my aunt's CD rack.
I'm Bisexual. I'm like 80% into men and 20% into woman. Obviously I support gay marriage. I am in love with Lady GaGa, and one other person. Recently I've been depressed, but who isn't these days? I hear voices in my head. Not some kind of but-god-told-me-to-kill-them-cos-there-sinners voices. More like twenty little different versions me arguing over a conference table, drinking coffee. Which is weird, because I hate coffee. Its been two years since they started rampaging through my mind. I also get mood swings. I might be in a good mood one minute, then suddenly pissed at you.
There are a lot of things I hate. Most people have one or two pet peeves, but I have millions. I'll post them in my journal. Too many to put here. There is a link to the journal at the end of this. There are so many people who I hate, real world and gaia. Just because I act nice to them, doesn't mean I like them. Cunts. I put on a happy face, while I'm thinking about stabbing you. Repeatedly. In the eye.
Mother Monster (Lady GaGa) is my icon, goddess, role model and other things I cant think of. Her best song is definitely Dance in the Dark. But her best video is obviously Ale-Alejandro. The video turns me on. Yes, the half naked men dancing around the half naked GaGa turns me on. Get over it. I also know the choreography off by heart. So yeah. By the way Lady GaGa is NOT a man. Bad mouth her, and ill rip your genitals off and add you to my ignore list. Even if she did have a d**k, its none of your business and I would still love her.
If you don't like what you've just read, even if it's a little thing, then ******** you. I don't really give a s**t about what you think of me and I would like you to leave now. I dont want you to add me, because I dont know you. Stupid *****. Or you can leave me a comment. If not, get the ******** out! Buh bye bitches.
 Nor Me XD · Tue Aug 17, 2010 @ 01:31pm · 0 Comments |
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