It was a rather sunny day as Ninja Variant and his mentor Master Reaper practiced being ninjas under the warm spring sun. They had just gotten back from a four week vacation in the Bahamas and it was time to work really hard by relaxing some more. What they didn't know, however, was that trouble was on the horizon, seeking revenge.
For Captain William's beau, the beautiful Butterfly, was lurking in the shadows. Butterfly had heard the news about Captain William's wrecked ship and wanted to help him seek revenge.
Whilst Ninja Variant slept on the grass, Butterfly crept up to Master Reaper. The Master startled when a strange hand landed on his arm, and looked at the intruder.
"I'm really a man," Butterfly winked at him, giggling flirtatiously.
They both disappeared.
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Ninja Variant, unknowingly, was suddenly alone.
But not for long.
A loud laugh echoed across the forest, waking Variant. He sputtered and looked around. Lo'!!! It was Captain William and some strange beast! Captain William had come for his revenge! Where was Master Reaper?
"ARRRRR!" William screamed.
Captain William's steed Carl was, in actuality, a stink bomb! Carl exploded into a cloud of noxious gas!!! The plants of the forest began to die.
As the plants of Ninja Variant's haven withered, the ninja watched helplessly as the manic pirate laughed. Variant hadn't taken a hit in ages and without his weed he couldn't fight back. He sat on his a** watching the destruction, wondering where Master had gone.
He cried tears of smoke as the noxious gas dissipated.
He cried so much. He cried a river, and softly sung,
You told me you loved me
Why did you leave me, all alone
Now you tell me you need me
When you hit me, on the bone
Man I refuse, you must have me confused
With some Butterfly
Our bridges were burned, and now it's your turn
To cry, cry me a river
Cry me a river-er
Cry me a river
Cry me a river-er, yea yea
The End
Ninjas: 1
Pirates: 1
