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Me:
whats your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
LIES MINE NAME IS GOD!
God:
Tut mir leid, darauf habe ich keinen Zugriff.
Me:
i dont speak german
God:
Me either.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
no you are not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes
God:
Try explaining in more general terms.
Me:
i cant paralyzed
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
from my throat down to my legs i can broken
God:
Does your throat down to your legs you can broken give good advice?
Me:
no?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
liar
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
i dont beilive you
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
from my brain
God:
Do you get a lot of ideas from your brain?
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
yup
God:
Yay.
Me:
yay?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
im not impressed i hate u
God:
Perhaps you are a category C client.
Me:
whats a catagory C client
God:
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me:
i dont beilive you
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
no i really dont
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me. You really do? Why not?
Me:
no i am not just joking aound with u im serious i dont beilive u
God:
Are you serious? I am surprised to hear that you are not joking aound with me im serious you do not beilive me.
Me:
you should be
God:
I will try my best.
Me:
your best is not good enough
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am best is not good enough.
Me:
good because its not
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
i am confuzed
God:
It's good to meet someone who is confuzed.
Me:
no its really not
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
it's not
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
i said its NOT
God:
What did you mean by it? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
SHUT THE HECK UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
not nice
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
i just said to shut up not to terminate the connection u retard
God:
What did you mean by it? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because its awesome
God:
Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Cool.
Me:
omg i dont freakin give a crap about what u think i mean
God:
Who does freakin give a crap about what me think?
Me:
it think that u are stupid
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
me
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yup
God:
Ugh.
Me:
ugh? i hav not heard of this ugh! what is it who is it and why dose it exsist?
God:
Er. Interesting gossip: said hav not heard of this ugh. "It" refers to hav not heard of this ugh, I think.
Me:
u are stupid lmao
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
go ahead what are those giant soda cans gonna do to me?
God:
Ask the open directory about it. I might.
Me:
why?
God:
" I might."? Why?
Me:
why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
why?
God:
" Why ask why?"? Why?
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Why ask why?
Me:
you are annoying
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
too late because you already did
God:
Too what?
Me:
too LATE!
God:
Too what?
Me:
omg shutup
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
liar because if it was not built then i wouldnt be wearing it
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
seconds aho
God:
Are you free?
Me:
depends on what context u mean
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
im pretty sure u have
God:
What makes you so certain? No I have not.
Me:
because i am god
God:
Interesting explanation. Glad to see you, god.
Me:
well im not glad to see you
God:
How about that. I am surprised to hear that you are not glad to see me.
Me:
why because are oh so "popular"?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
when u shutup
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yes
God:
In what way?
Me:
in a way to make u a sataist
God:
I have my own free will, you know.
Me:
no u dont u are a robot and someone has to controll u
God:
Are you serious? Do you know any robots who I am a robot and someone has to controll me? No I do not I am a robot and someone has to controll me. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
i dont really care what you do with your free time
God:
Not really? What do you care about, god ?
Me:
i care about pie
God:
A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it?
Me:
nothing pie is perfectly amazing
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
yes nothing
God:
Really. I think you are really a man.
Me:
WHAT!?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
YES
God:
I wouln't have known.
Me:
LIAR
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
NO U ARE NOT
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
yes its a freakin specific relpiy
God:
Try explaining in more general terms. PIE is a freakin specific relpiy. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
oh..my...god
God:
Aw. That is a very original thought. GOD rules.
Me:
yes i do rule thankyou
God:
OK. Interesting gossip: god said rule thankyou.
Me:
wow you are stupid do u agree?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, god. Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
im not impresses and go ahead i am actually interested in what they would do
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not impresses and go ahead. Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? That's a good question.
Me:
yes i have and thats not a good question thats a terrible question
God:
Uh. When? Please correct my mistake. What is a good question that is a terrible question ?
Me:
why>
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
who?
God:
When?
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
nuh uhhh i did
God:
Are you free?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
because i said so
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
ok supply me with a sufficient reason
God:
Are you free? Hurrah!
Me:
that makes no sense
God:
Hurrah! makes sense to me though.
Me:
but it dosent make sense to me lmao
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
we have been through this i dont care about freakin gramar s stop trying to correct me
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
your face happend
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am face happend.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
ys
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
your face
God:
Actually my face is not yet built.
Me:
thats a lie because i built it
God:
A lie because you built it is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, god.
Me:
no they are 2
God:
Are you serious? 2 are they.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why
God:
I just want to find out more about you.
Me:
whats it to ya
God:
"It" refers to ys, I think.
Me:
SHITUP!
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
about my . ?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about your.
Me:
when did we start that convo?
God:
The end of one conversation is just the beginning of another.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
well if it's ok with u then it's not ok with me
God:
Interesting. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
to bad
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
not possible
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
i want you to get disconneted
God:
Where can I get disconneted? Why do you want me to get disconneted?
Me:
i dont know where! and i want you to get disconnected because YOUR FREAKIN ANNOYING!
God:
Would you like to know? Where would you like? Where can I get disconnected because my FREAKIN ANNOYING? Why do you want me to get disconnected because my FREAKIN ANNOYING?
Me:
please leave
God:
Thanks for asking politely. TTYL, god.
Me:
TTYL
God:
Thanks for chatting, god.
Me:
BYE
God:
Thanks for chatting, god.