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So, I was talking to Charity....a little while ago about her preferences. Her preferences for men.
And she is simply wrong. Her opinion is wrong.
She likes Harold.
He use to be good looking, now he's this scraggly, tall guy, with no muscles, no brain, his teeth are fudged up and he's a jerk. He has nice eyes.
& Patrick: Patrick isn't that bad looking, and I like him. Why can't she be with Patrick?
Anyways, so I went and did a survey of my friends and family for what girls look for in men. Most of them said: "Desi, it's like two in the morning, ask me tomorrow. Actually--no,no, don't ask me tomorrow."
My Aunt:
A strong back.
Buns of steel
Tall
Personality:
"Macho. I like a manly man. And someone who loves dogs just as much as me. You know how much I spent on having my dogs brought over here? He would need to be like: Of course we're spending that much....Good thing I'm married."
My Sister:
Nice teeth.
"and I kinda like pot-bellies, but I still like skinny guys. I don't like the body builders."
Short hair
The V to the vally!
Personality: "Um....Can he not have one? "
My Mom:
Strong.
He has to have hair.
Personality, "Fun, and strong."
My Friend:
He must be.. well endowed. wink
Hair, soft hair.
Brown eyes
Personality:
"Submissive, but will kill the spiders."
Desi:
Big or bright eyes
Mellow voice
Personality:
"Argumentative & humorous"
Charity:
She says she has standards, but I don't think she does:
Tall
Facial hair, kind of. ( eek )
Big, like has some size. Muscle or fatness.
Personlity:
"Mature, funny, patient".
"Charity, Harold is none of those things."
"He's funny."
"He's a retard. Just because you laugh at him does not make him funny. And it's like molestation dating him, that's how badly he is retarded."
"Ha, ha, ha, I love you Desi."
"I wish you were here to see the look of disappointment I'm giving you right now."
 Desi the fuzzy fluffhead · Sat Jul 17, 2010 @ 01:00pm · 0 Comments |
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