...so i walk up behind my friend whos a gurl who likes me but i dont trust her and i whisper in her ear, "c'mon, lets you and i ditch this place and lite some s**t on fire" of course she has the notion that im speaking of going to smoke a joint or something but im not in the metaphoric mood and besides its now like i like her back therefore i might as well blame it on her if we get in trouble because she has a history of misconduct and i dont.
...so im walking with my friend Joe and he and i are like two newton bombs walking down the street to the mall and on the way down we see this little old lady and this jogger walking towards us and i tell my friend joe, "hey, watch the jogger trip over his shoelace and fall onto the little old lady, the little old lady falls on her chest restricting the airflow to her lungs therefore defacating her screams" then i walk over and kick the jogger in the teeth and tell him that he knocked over that little old lady on purpose. in an uproar a police officer comes over and yells at me and i take a step, trip and grab his gun from his unlocked holster and shoot him in the head, throw the gun at the jogger, the jogger grabs it and in an attempt to shoot, joe kicks his hand and a fire goes off, i kick him in the lungs and drag his body over and lay him on top of the police man and walk away unscathed.
 Ty Flowshun · Sun Jul 11, 2010 @ 04:30am · 1 Comments |
