The Twilight "Saga" is the wet dream of a sexually repressed moron Mormon house-wife.
Nothing more.
Who knows how long it will take to heal the gaping, puss-filled wound that SMeyer so cruelly tore into the delicate flesh of literature.
Not that those four steaming lumps of horse s**t can be called literature.
I am so ******** chagrined right now...
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~Failight related lulz~
"When you read the book it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."
- Spunk Ransom RPattz Robert Pattinson
See, even Edward thinks its bullshit.
You know what I don't get about Twilight, the sparkling, like how powerful is this sparkling, like if they step in the sun and if I look at this vampire, will my eyes bleed or is it just a light glow. Like is it so powerful I could put him in a room made of mirrors then harness the reflective power of these sparkling vampires and use it to power a death star?
I don't even know who wrote this but damn do I love them.
Why Twilight is NOT Gothic Literature.
^The best one EVER^
Learn the difference, kiddies.
DO IT, KIRA! DO IT!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Insanity Wolf commands it!
Never has a truer statement been made.
Sources; Frozen Apples, Reasoning with Vampires, Twilight Sucks and [******** yeah, Twilight sucks!
