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Y'know I never quite understood the saying "get a life".
If you had to go and get a life, wouldn't that sort of imply that you're dead?
Yeah, yeah, I know that saying technically means that you're lame and do nothing worth bragging about with your time, but why say get a life?
It's like they're saying that things who lack life, ergo, are dead, are lame.
Well, I'm here to set the record straight.
The dead are not lame. As a matter of fact, we're quite the opposite.
We are mind-numbingly, OMG-ingly, a**-kickingly AWESOME.
I mean, come on! How can a creature that lacks a heartbeat yet still is able to move and function be lame?
We eat lame for breakfast! Well, technically, we eats lame's internal organs for breakfast, but you know what I mean. I think.
You know what internal organ is a particularly enjoyable breakfast food?
Spleens. Of course I love spleens no matter what time of day it is, but yeah.

You know something else...I completely forgot where this conversation was going.
Soo...yeah.
...
p***s.