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Twinks.
Yes. I realized that this is exactly what both Bridger and Noah are. Twinks. Completely. There is no denying it. Shameless little twinks. Who both appear to have a thing for older men, though only one openly admits it.
They're not really conventional twinks, though. A zombie hunter and a... sociopath? xD I guess that's what Bridge is.
Noah: Pete's not that much older. >_>
Pete: You realize that when you were born, I was in kindergarten? Not much older, but there's kind of a big difference there, if you think about it. In terms of maturity.
Noah: .......*sticks out tongue*
Pete: There's also the fact that I was getting laid while you were just starting to play lax in like seventh grade.
Noah: Stooooop-
Pete: And your voice hadn't even changed yet.
Noah: -___-
Pete: Hell, still hasn't.
Noah: You're sleeping on the couch tonight.
Pete: *crai*
Bridger: :3
Wilhelm: I see that this has become your default expression.
Bridger: Yes. :3 You like? :3 :3 :3
Wihlelm: Isaak really did corrupt you.
Bridger: Indeed. :3 *clings*
Wilhelm: *petpetpet*
Bridger: ....*rub*
Wilhelm: -___-
Bridger: *molest*
Wilhelm: Is it too late to get a refund?
Bridger: Yes. :3
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