"It takes skill to trip on flat surfaces."
"I don't have ADHD I just... Do you like churros?"
"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional."
"Person 1: What are you looking at?
Person 2: Air. It's everywhere!"
"Stupid book. I need to sleep. but I can't stop reading you."
"With me and my friends it seems that we laugh more than we breath."
"Short people kick butt!! ...that's all we can reach"
"Sometimes you fall before you fly. But in my case I had to stumblein the dark. Fall on my face and get up again... only to walk into a wall."
"I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours."
"Screw the dictionary. I make my own words."
"Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to drown a fish."
"Yeah, I'm hyper."
"I Purple."
"Dude. We are so badass. It's insane."
"Insanity: Step 1.Admit it.
Step 2.Embrace it.
Step 3. Enjoy it."
"I kissed a wolf and I like it! Hope my sparkly friend don't mind it."
"Hello my name is... wait a minute I know this."
"Ninja Hug! You didn't even see it coming."
"Warning! May change topics in mid-sentence."
"It worries me how dumb you are."
"If you can read this you know how to read."
"I am out of my mind. But, feel free to leave a message."
"I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no flippin way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper canstantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that s**t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh s**t I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. Sucker!"
"Don't follow in my footsteps I run into walls."
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