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All the funny stuff that happens online! Caution: Not for children's eyes.
Smex:
Mick420: O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O ( . )( . )
Paige: TITTIES!
Mick420: XD
Mick420: I forgot you were bi.
Paige: 8=====>
Mick420: d**k
Mick420: .-.
Paige: yup.
Paige: ( o )( o )
Mick420: BIG TIITESH
Paige: Yup!
Paige: =D
Paige: LAG!
Mick420: VAG'
I Know What I Know:
Paige: Back. Miss me, honey?
Varfolomei Hikari: Not at all, I'm actually telling your friend Neko Vlad how much of an idiot he is.
Paige: Leave him alone!
Paige: He's got nothing to do with this!
Varfolomei Hikari: He messaged me =p
Varfolomei Hikari: You actually told him, and brought him into it.
Paige: Because he was trying to be all sweet and nice and I was too pissed so I told him.
Paige: I didn't ask him to fight for me.
Varfolomei Hikari: =p
Varfolomei Hikari: He sucks at it.
Paige: I told him to back off. Happy?
Varfolomei Hikari: XD
Paige: What?!
Varfolomei Hikari: You just made yourself happy.
Varfolomei Hikari: Because you didn't want any one in it, so you brought someone into it, and then told them to get out.
Varfolomei Hikari: Argumental wise-
Paige: Ok, fine.
Paige: Whatever.
Varfolomei Hikari: =p
Varfolomei Hikari: I just noticed something.
Paige: What?
Varfolomei Hikari: You say "whatever" when you can't figure out what to say back.
Paige: No, I say whatever when I stop caring and want to move on.
Varfolomei Hikari: See that?
Varfolomei Hikari: Ya lied again.
Paige: No I didn't.
Paige: Don't say what I do.
Paige: Or what I mean.
Paige: I know what I do and what I mean.
Paige: I don't need you to tell me that.
Paige: I don't care if you think I lie.
Paige: Go ahead and think that.
Paige: I'm telling the truth.
Paige: And I at least know that.
Arguement:
Private chat with Varfolomei Hikari
Paige: Ok...
Varfolomei Hikari: And to answer you-
Varfolomei Hikari: No.
Paige: Please...
Varfolomei Hikari: I don't love you anymore.
Paige: I can't...I can't do this again....
Paige: You have no idea how many times I've gone through this arguement, this fight, these tears.
Varfolomei Hikari: You never loved me back, and all you did was use me to make you happy so you could go ******** some one else.
Paige: I did love you, Dan. Not the way you did in the beginning.
Paige: But as a friend.
Paige: I never use people.
Varfolomei Hikari: This bull s**t again.
Paige: I've been used enough by my friends.
Paige: Stop, please.
Paige: Don't call it bullshit.
Varfolomei Hikari: It's bullshit.
Paige: I don't lie. I don't like to lie.
Paige: Sometimes it's necessary but I don't do it.
Varfolomei Hikari: How can you not like to lie if you do not lie?
Varfolomei Hikari: Contradiction~
Paige: No it isn't.
Paige: It makes perfect sense.
Paige: I don't like to lie and therefore, I do not.
Varfolomei Hikari: How can you not like something you've never tried.
Paige: I have lied before.
Paige: I'm not saying I've never lied.
Paige: Obviously, I have.
Varfolomei Hikari: Durr.
Paige: Oh my god. Moving on.
Paige: Stop with correcting me.
Varfolomei Hikari: The average person lies once per ten minutes of conversation.
Paige: What?! That's ridiculous!
Varfolomei Hikari: That's a true fact.
Paige: Nothing would ever be true, though...
Paige: Does joking count??
Varfolomei Hikari: Some collage did a huge test thing-a-ma-jig about it.
Varfolomei Hikari: Yes.
Varfolomei Hikari: For nine minutes it would be.
Paige: Ok, that makes more sense then.
Paige: So if I said, "I slept with your mother," as a joke, it would count as a lie?
Varfolomei Hikari: My mom's dead.
Paige: Sorry....
Paige: Well...if your mother were alive.
Varfolomei Hikari: She'd be permanatly single.
Varfolomei Hikari: Grah
Varfolomei Hikari: Why am I talking to you again.
Paige: I don't know...
Paige: But...is there any way that instead of just ignoring each other and hating one another for the rest of our lives....
Paige: Can we try to work this out?
Paige: Because I really do like you. I liked when you were nice and I liked talking to you.
Varfolomei Hikari: I never hated you.
Varfolomei Hikari: I dislike talking to you.
Paige: Ok. You disliked me.
Varfolomei Hikari: Because when I was nice, you used the niceness I passed onto you to ******** several other people.
Your friend Draken Angel just logged in!
Paige: I didn't use that.
Paige: This won't make it much better but...
Paige: I probably would have done it anyway.
Varfolomei Hikari: I know you would have.
Varfolomei Hikari: =
Paige: So I didn't use the niceness you gave me.
Paige: It made me feel special though...
Varfolomei Hikari: =
Varfolomei Hikari: Yay.
Paige: You were like...my big brother...even though you aren't older than me...well...by much...
Varfolomei Hikari: That's awesome, it goes good with the j**z on your face.
* Paige makes a face.
Varfolomei Hikari: To bad I actually get along with my sister.
Paige: I don't like c** on my face!
Paige: Or my body, really.
Varfolomei Hikari: In it.
Varfolomei Hikari: =
Paige: ...Yes...
Paige: That's not the point!
Paige: We could possibly get along....
Varfolomei Hikari: That's why I'm glad I never ******** you.
Varfolomei Hikari: Becuase I'd want to kill myself.
* Paige flinches
Paige: Don't hold back now...
Varfolomei Hikari: All day, everyday, for the rest of my life.
Paige: And I don't like to ********...
* Paige blushes and shrugs
Paige: Nevermind...
* Varfolomei Hikari narrows his eyes towards you.
Varfolomei Hikari: Seriously.
Paige: What....
Varfolomei Hikari: You're the most disgusting person I've ever talked to, I was eating chips, and I just lost my will to eat.
Varfolomei Hikari: Jesus.
Paige: I said nevermind because what I was about to say was going to unbearably girly and I hate being girly.
Paige: And what did I do?!
Varfolomei Hikari: Paige: And I don't like to ********...* Paige blushes and shrugs
Varfolomei Hikari: Go ******** yourself.
Varfolomei Hikari: Seriously.
Paige: I don't ********!
Varfolomei Hikari: Go.
Varfolomei Hikari: ********.
Paige: No.
Varfolomei Hikari: Yourself.
Paige: What, are you saying that because of the blushing??
Paige: Or the fact that I said I don't like to ********?
Paige: Because I don't.
Varfolomei Hikari: You do.
Varfolomei Hikari: You blushed because you love to ********.
Paige: Contrary to what others believe, I want meaning in sex! Not just mindless ********!
Paige: No, I blushed because I was going to say, "I make love." And I didn't wanna say it.
Paige: I hate being girly like that.
Paige: I hate expressing my gooey mushy inner romantic.
Paige: Ok?
Paige: For Pete's sake....
Varfolomei Hikari: You're not romantic.
Paige: I am...sadly. -_-
Varfolomei Hikari: You just like sucking d**k,
Varfolomei Hikari: You're not.
Paige: Honey. I write ROMANCE NOVELS.
Paige: There is sex in them, yes, but there is love.
Paige: I'm not just a mindless, brainless, walking p***y.
Paige: I do need love in my sex.
Varfolomei Hikari: You think you're the only one who can write a book?
Paige: No, of course not.
Varfolomei Hikari: Saddly, The two people you're ******** don't love you at all, and are just using you.
Paige: Making love.
Paige: Not. ********!
Varfolomei Hikari: But, of course, you wont believe me, and you'll go ahead and do it anyway.
Varfolomei Hikari: Yes ********.
Paige: I do believe you....
Paige: But I won't listen.
Varfolomei Hikari: Because you're stupid.
Paige: I at least can pretend because, hell they do a good job at acting.
Varfolomei Hikari: Good for you.
Paige: No, because I want to at least pretend I am loved....
Varfolomei Hikari: Will you quit talking to me now?
Paige: ...Fine.....
Paige: I'll go CRY IN MY ******** CORNER NOW!
Paige: YOU a*****e!
Varfolomei Hikari: Because seriously.
Varfolomei Hikari: I'm not an a*****e.
Paige: You're certainly doing a good impression of one then!!
Varfolomei Hikari: I don't want to listen to how you ******** and ******** and ******** and call it love.
Varfolomei Hikari: No, I'm giving you reality.
Paige: I HAVE NO LOVE!
Paige: Ok!
Varfolomei Hikari: Durr, really?
Paige: So blame me if I try to conjure up some form of it!
Paige: Can you really blame me?
Varfolomei Hikari: You had it at one point, you ******** lost it though because you couldn't keep your legs shut.
Paige: I had nothing....
Varfolomei Hikari: If you really want to get into it, I can.
Paige: You knew me for a day, Daniel.
Paige: A ******** DAY!
Varfolomei Hikari: That was a joke =p
Paige: You couldn't have loved me.
Varfolomei Hikari: The three and a half months later I felt in my mind what I describe as my own personal feeling of love.
* Paige shakes her head hopelessly
Hyper Ventalation
Varfolomei Hikari: =o
Varfolomei Hikari: =O
Varfolomei Hikari: =o
Varfolomei Hikari: =O
Varfolomei Hikari: =o
Varfolomei Hikari: =O
Varfolomei Hikari: =o
Varfolomei Hikari: =l
Varfolomei Hikari: Hyper ventalation.
PISSED!
Paige: Ok, so my ex-fiancee is leaving the chat site tomorrow.
Paige: But he won't be on tomorrow.
Paige: So he and I were making love (you know, cybering.) And it took me forever to get on here in the first place.
Paige: When I came home, my mom told me to do my laundry, fold it, get the soda cans out of my room and figure out what I'm packing to go to Florida with.
Paige: And I did all of that.
Paige: So me and him were making love when she storms in here and yells at me about what a mess my room is.
Paige: And she says, "You did exactly, only what I told you to do!" Well, gee, mom, I'm sorry. I didn't realize!!!!
Paige: So I went up and picked up my room and had to leave him.
Paige: Well, he isn't here now.
Paige: So I didn't get to say goodbye to him and I won't see him for four ******** years.
Paige: Hopefully, he's on tomorrow but if not, my mother will wake up with a knife in her throat.
Paige: Or...not wake up...
Paige: It's like no matter what I do it's not good enough for her...
OMG Eyes
WolfyxZero: o.o
Death the kid: O.o
Paige: o.O
No Scope: O.O
Death the kid: o.0
Paige: o-o
Death the kid: o_o
Paige: o-O
Luna: O_O
No Scope: ().()
Paige: 0-0
Death the kid: 0-o
No Scope: O'O
Paige: 0_0
SnowKitten has left #main. (I want to delete this but it ruins the whole mood. *pout*)
Paige: o>o
No Scope: razz we are so cool"
Red Plastic Cups=Boss
No Scope: Did you know TVD saw another tree today?
TVD: I did.
No Scope: He needs to stop that, Its freeky.
No Scope: Tree's make him hot
Paige: You know what makes me hot?
No Scope: Me? wink
Paige: Red. Plastic. Cups.
Clockturn: You know, that's funny.
Paige: They are just.....oh, god, orgasm!
Paige: xD
No Scope: Oddddd Fetish, but yeah XD
Clockturn: I have a red plastic cup over my c**k right now.
TVD: Im in a red plastic cup now....
Paige: I'm soooo kidding.
Clockturn: I forgot why but I had it there for like ten minutes.
TVD: Darn.
No Scope: I'm a Red plastic cup
TVD: Clock.
TVD: Stop abusing soda.
Clockturn: I'm not. It was empty.
Paige: I just said that cuz I have a red plastic cup of Mountain Dew on my coffee table. Which I am now going to take a sip of.
TVD: Sip clocks cup
No Scope: I still think i make you hot wink
Clockturn: Mountain Dew is in a red plastic cup. My c**k is in a red plastic cup.
TVD: hes refiling.
Clockturn: My c**k = Mountain Dew?
Clockturn: ******** yeah
Holy ********! xD
TVD: Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and
TVD has left #main.
No Scope: DESERT YOU smile
Asian Monkey=Cool
Mick2Dope: biggrin !
Paige: biggrin !
Mick2Dope: >-<
Paige: >-<
Mick2Dope: ()(O,.,O)()
Paige: Robot?
Mick2Dope: Asian monkey. :l
Paige: Aweseome.
Mick2Dope: XD
Paige: Asian monkey=cool.
Mick2Dope: Got dat rite. >:l
TITTEHS!
Death the kid: ( . Y . )
Paige: CLEAVAGE!
Demon Ferrari: BOOBIES
Death the kid: o-O
Paige: (.Y.)
Ashes: TEXT
Paige: Small saggy boobies
Demon Ferrari: Like mine?
Demon Ferrari: XD
Paige: ( . Y . )
Paige: Big tittehs
Ashes: More like
Paige: Weally big titties.
Ashes: fatass with two pimples
Paige: xD!
Paige: FINE!
Sexy Vampire King has joined #main2.
Death the kid: ( . Y . )
Paige: ( O Y O )
Paige: Big nipples! There!Ashes: Still too wide
Ashes: Its like.
Paige: SHUT UP!
Paige: It's smexy.
Ashes: Fat rolls underneath
Preferences
Ashes: ( )
Ashes: ( )
Ashes: Wait I screwed up
Ashes: ( )
Ashes: ( )
Ashes: ( . )
Paige: You're just jealous because I have big tittehs and you don't.
Ashes: fat belly
Ashes: Haha
Ashes: big tits are overrated
Paige: Oh really?
Paige: Then why's everyone like em?
Ashes: Not everyone
Paige: I like both small ones and big ones.
Silent Killer has left #main2.
Paige: We're talking tits here though.
Paige: Penises? No.
Paige: Small penises...NO!
Paige: Big ones....yessssss @-@
Death the kid: qp
Ashes: I don't want to disclose my preferances
Paige: Balls?
Ashes: In your face?
Denny's Order
Paige: Cow balls.
GreenBellBalls: lol
Devil Girl: lol
Paige: Big ones.
Paige: With mold.
GreenBellBalls: xD eww
Paige: LOTS OF IT!
Paige: Oh, and a side of bacon.
Paige: That...
GreenBellBalls: 8P
Paige: That is my order at Denny's my friend.
Pimply Asscheeks
Paige: ( . Y . )
Mick2Dope: O.O
Paige: Yup.
Paige: Yessir.
Paige: Those...are pimply asscheeks.
Mick2Dope: >XD
Jiggle Jiggle
* Paige jiggle jiggle jiggle
pimpin: Jiggle billy?
* Paige jiggle jiggle jiggle
sludgeface: wait what about me?
pimpin: You make me want to die sludge :'[
sludgeface: why?
* Paige jiggles jiggle jiggle
pimpin: Because you don't like spongebob.
pimpin: Paige's jiggling is the only thing keeping me alive!
* Paige stops
Sexy Vampire King: ha now die
Sorry, Hannah
Hannah has joined #main2.
Paige: ( . Y . )
Paige: Nice sized.
Paige: ( . Y . )
Hannah: ?
Paige: HOrrible sized.
Hannah has left #main2.
 RaveBloodNymph · Sat Feb 13, 2010 @ 06:50pm · 0 Comments |
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