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SHSL Not Giving A s**t
Previously Okage-chan, this is Candles & holy s**t I love Teruteru Hanamura.
"You? A Shrine Maiden?"
"I swear it. I have been and always will be."
"Right, and pigs fly."

Hello. My name is Sonya Lu, and I'm a demonic shrine maiden.
No one ever seems to believe me... I guess it's because I live in the netherworld.
Well, the Solstice netherworld to be exact.
There aren't any humans here, (who aren't slaves)... so almost no one comes to the shrine.
No visitors means no donations, and no donations means no food.
So, to make up for the non-believing demons, I recently took up work as a weapons dealer.
... By recently I mean 500 years ago.
Sorry. Time sorta passes in the blink of an eye here.
Anyway, um... just by looking at a weapon I can tell it's strengths & weaknesses...
How much you'd get for it on the market, and how long it'll last.
Because of this, I'm able to still live~
... what?
Oh... my eye? That's um... well...
You see... one time...
A small group of demon kids came to the shrine.
One or two donated and left but when it came down to it...
One of the donations ended up being a prank.
It was a spell card- "Bomb Pantsu: Love Bomb".
At first... I thought it was just one of those fakes... but then it blew up.
Next thing I knew... my eye was rendered useless and I've been losing pants left & right!
And it's not just pants! It's skirts and shorts too!
Even my panties won't stay on!
It's an outrage!
... A way to fix it?
Well, I met this little boy the other day with purple hair...
He said that his owner would know a way to fix it, but...
I haven't seen any sign of his owner.
Instead, I've probably just being scammed into giving him discounts on weapons.
Kids these days... I swear.


"EHHH? SONYA-SAN~ WHO'RE TALKING TO? PYON~?"
"Hoshi-kun! I didn't see you there-"
"Really now? Pyon~"
"... I'm sorry."
"It's okay~ Pyon~ Now how 'bout that sword?"
"Just one moment..."


Sonya Lu. (red)
Demonic Shrine Maiden of another netherworld.

Tadeshi. (dark blue)
Butler of the Dream Palace.

Hoshi. (indigo)
Shadow of the Star Arcana.
Currently Okage's slave.

"You? A Shrine Maiden?" (end)





 
 
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