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Lil' Clarissa

Clarissa: *lounging on the couch playing with her mask* Hmm hm hmm hm mmmmhmmm mhm *humming*

Joseph: >:3 So then I was all like, "Hey! Leave her alone!" and he was all like, "Oh yeah, Crossette?! What the hell ya gonna do about it?!" and so I was all, "This!" then I punched his face in and then--

Edward: You're way too violent for your own good, Joseph. *pushes his glasses up a little*

Derrick: You don't know nothin' Eddie! Joseph's gonna be the next Viscen Crossette! You watch! He's gonna be as great as dad is!

Clarissa: Hm? Joseph as great as daddy? Ha! That'd be a sight ta see. XD

Joseph: Ya little runt! No one asked you! *glares at the tiny girl*

Jennifer: Ignore her, Joseph, the little freak doesn't think anyone can match up to dear ol' neglegent dad. And take that stupid mask off your face, Clarissa!

Clarissa: *looks up at her brothers and sisters* : < I'm not a freak...

Joseph: Aww stop bein' harsh on the little squirt. *ruffles Clarissa's hair* She's just a little kid, she's gonna idolize dad for the rest of her life!

Derrick: Well til she's all grown up and married atleast. Course that's what ma always says.

Clarissa: *sticks her tongue out and scrunches up her face* Yugh, boys are icky...All they do is wanna rough house and tease ya! Like Kafei's friend. He pulls and yanks my hair! : <

*Crossette Siblings all start to bicker*

*Door opens up* "Hey guys! I'm home! "

Clarissa: 8D *gasp* Daddy! *runs to her daddy and gets scooped up*

Viscen: Clarissa! *huggles his little girl*

Clarissa: I missed you so much, daddy! Didja bring me anything? Huh? Didja? *bounces up and down*

Viscen: *chuckles* Ahhh, well, uh, ya see, sweetheart, Daddy didn't really....Nah I'm just kiddin! *digs in his pouch and pulls out something shiny*

Clarissa: Ooooh, pretty...*takes it*

Viscen: It's made of sea glass! I put it together while I was in the infirmary. (sp?)

Clarissa: *puts it over her head and hangs it over her neck* Ah thank you, daddy! *huggles her dad*

Viscen: ^_^ *huggles his daughter and the rest of his children*

Later...

Cheryl: I'm glad you're home, dear. I missed you so much. <3

Viscen: I missed you too. I got all your letters as well.

Cheryl: And I got all yours too. *kisses his forehead*

Viscen: I'm glad..

Cheryl: The kids missed you, but I think Clarissa missed you the most. She hardly ever sees you, you know. It was lucky you came home a day before her 7th birthday.

Viscen: Yeah, tell me about it. Hey ya little runt, where are you scampering off to? *eyes Clarissa*

Clarissa: Umm, well, uh, it's a secret!

Viscen: Oh really? You can't tell daddy?

Clarissa: Um nope! If I do! Joseph and Derrick will kill me!

Viscen:Hmm, they're not doing anything bad are they?

Clarissa: Um...no....Uh, I gotta go now. Love you daddy, bye! *runs off*

Viscen: *grumbles* Why are all my children such trouble makers...?

Cheryl: Only our youngest, dear. hehe...

Viscen: That's true...Clarissa never knows when to keep her nose out of trouble. I feel sorry for the lucky fella who lands her for a wife. *chuckles*

Cheryl: Hehehe so do I, then again I ended up marrying a trouble maker too.

Viscen: <_< >_> I grew out of it! Oh that reminds me, the funniest thing happened.

Cheryl: What would that be, dear? *huggles her husband*

Viscen: When I was out on post in Hyrule, the boys had told me they'd run off a Gerudo male who attempted to join the army. Funny huh? Our enemy had sent their prince off to join our ranks ...or he possibly was just a few bricks missing from his building. *shrug* Although they described him a bit differently than I remembered their prince looking.

Cheryl: Well, it's none of our concern now....oh...where you going?

Viscen: I told Aeith I needed to speak with him about something. That and I need to check on the kids. They're bound to be getting their little asses into trouble.

Elsewhere

Derrick: Is it really wise to be up here? I mean, dad did say to NEVER come here, but ya know...

Joseph: You wussy, whatcha thinks up here? Poes? Redead? Gibdo? Bah!

Edward: I don't like the fact that those bats are circling us...

Joseph: That is a bit strange...

*Small whimper behind them*

Joseph: Huh? God damn it Clarissa! D8<

Clarissa: : < I'm scared...I wanna go home, Joseph...

Joseph: How'd you...?! When did...?! Aw man, dad's gonna kill us! *grabs Clarissa's little hand*

Derrick: Uh....Joseph...?

Joseph: No, worse, he's gonna slaughter us when he finds out we're here and you followed us...

Derrick: Joseph....?

Joseph: Dammit Clarissa!

Derrick: JOSEPH!

Joseph: WHAT?! .......... Oh....s**t....

Clarissa: D8 *clings to her brother's leg*




Present time:

Clarissa: That's enough story time for now!

Viscen: Awwww but what did uncle Joseph see, mama?! I wanna know!

Clarissa: I'll let ya know when everyone else has their turn of childhood stories! *snuggles and gives him and Kaiah a cookie*

Kaiah: Yay! Who's next?

Clarissa: *points at Katherine* You're next!

Katherine: Oh....can't it wait until, um, next entry?

Clarissa: Fine. >: <