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I Was On The Run. The run of my ******** life. Right, Straight Into A Wall. My friend laughed at me. So I Shot Her In The Face. With my invisible gun, that was real. It Was A Shotgun. I couldn't afford a machine gun. So She Is Dead. Sucks To Be Her. I Dragged Her Body Down The Alley Way. And put it in a trash can, Rest in Peace you laughing b***h! Even Though She Was My Friend. Well yeah Haha, I Meet some new chick soon after that. Who I Wish I Didn't, So I Stabbed Her In The Face. Haha, I told my personal butler to clean it up. So He Did. But he left some blood stains on the carpet, so I Kinda set him on fire. Which He Died Standing There All Formal, Saying "Good Day Sir". That made me mad. So I Pushed Him Into The Fire Place After I Made My Maid ******** Him. He knows he liked it, but he kept laughing as he was in the fireplace. My Maid Was Scarred For Life. No, not really, but i was freaked out. Which Then Confused Me. Yeah, but awhile after, I got stopped, looking into the fireplace, there sitting in the ashes was a small glass china doll. I Stared At The Doll Watching It Very Very Slowly Melt. And chocolate spilled out. I Tried Grabbing It. But it scorched my hand. And It Fell Off. I jumped back because the chocolate seemed to be endlessly oozing on the floor. I Ran Away. The chocolate changed into a transformer and ran after me. So I Stopped And Faced It Like A Ninja! It stomped on me. I Couldn't Read That, So I Hit It With My Sword. Then the beast sat on me and showed me what he ate last night. Which Was My Mom. I was pissed. She Was Naked. I kinda liked it. So I Killed The Beast Cause That Was ******** Up. Yup, my mom was still dead though. So I Got On With My Life. I went to the bank. And Got All My Mom's Money. I also took my butlers money and my dads. And My Maids. I can't remember when i killed my maid, but oh well. No She Didn't Die, She Was Just Shocked Stupid. So yeah,I went home. And To The Bathroom. And read playboy magazines. As I Took A Crap. Suddenly my stupid maid walked in, she looked kinda like Ugly Betty. So I Looked At Her And Died. Then my house exploded.

The End.

Academic Success Story
By:
Mikka(Itami) -Italicized-
Kibs.. : D -Normal-