"Hell, I know! QUICK, GET THE ARTILLERY!" screamed another.
"I THINK I JUST PISSED MYSELF!" said a third.
All three of them were standing in a line, staring at the line of blackened bodies, with huge yellow eyes.
They were coming.
Slowly, menacingly.
Of course, that did not surprise the three girls, who go by the names of Liz, Marleigh, and Abby.
"GET BACK YOU HORRID PIECES OF TWITWARD SHITS!"
Out of the blue, a girl that was similar to Liz, but a little more defined and curvy, came flying through the air with a machine gun, shooting down the rabid twilight fans. Lexi was definitely unsure of what she was doing, but whatever the hell it was she was doing, everyone else found epic. She landed on her feet in between Liz and the wet Abby.
"Oh good, you made it."
"I know, the rest of them backed me up in the girl's bathroom. Believe it or not, Dawn carries a gun."
Liz stared at Lex for a good long minute, deciding whether to believe her or not.
"Uhh, guys," Abby piped up, "They're coming back!"
Marleigh, Lex, Liz and Abby stared at the surge of oncoming fiends that they all dreaded.
"Lex, you better have more guns." Marleigh had said to her, quite demandingly. Lexi hoped she caught her stare that all she had was three rusted butter knives. How she got those? You don't need to know.
"... It's better than nothing." Liz said, grabbing a hold of one of the butter knives and cutting her way through the horde of preps, goths, emos, and whatever else you could possibly find in the rabid crowd. Marleigh followed behind Liz, and Lexi behind Marleigh.
"Uh, guys!! WAIT FOR ME!" Abby screamed, flailing the broken rusted butter knife around. She had failed miserably to hit any of the rabid fangirls. So instead, she had nailed herself, once again failing to draw any blood.
"OW! MY NOSE!" She yelled.
"ABBY! Stop being stupid and stab the butter knife-" Marleigh stared at Abby's knife real quick, "OR WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR BUTTER KNIFE INTO THE RABID FANGIRLS SO YOU CAN SURVIVE!"
"HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!"
"...Oh god."
"s**t son, srsly?"
Liz sighed. Lexi stopped for only a few seconds. Marleigh gave of a face palm.
"What?!"
"Nevermind. JUST STAB IN FRONT OF YOU!" They screamed in unison. And so Abby tried, and ACTUALLY killed one.
"Ohmygod, I did it!" She jumped up and down with excitement, once again not paying attention the the rabid Twilight fans.
"She's doomed." Liz said.
"Yep." Lex n' Marleigh said together.
There was a long pause. Then, Liz broke the silence, "Alright, I'll go get her." So she fought her way back through the rabid fangirls, that now have chairs. Liz also swore she saw one with a two by four covered in barbed wire... and to top it off, it was on fire.
"...I'm gonna die."
"Oh gee, I know right eh?" spoke a Canadian named Kaylee DAWSON. [Ihihihihihi]
The everyone attacked her silently. Except for Liz, who had pulled out her 'it' [it refers to my mp3] and listened to her techno music.
"King Mushroom km km neck technique! Neck silver super oo-ooh~ Oo, gu-suburo pie! ttatata-going down the doremi scale-i-ihihihihihihihihi~-creepy high girl laugh-"
Then the attention was dragged to Liz, who was now singing in the midst of a silence that shouldn't be broken.
"Liz... what the ********?" Marleigh said. Lexi just covered her mouth.
"HAY, WHAT ABOUT ME, EH?!" Abby said.
That earned Abby a stare. Then the fangirls attacked her because she just gave away her secret identity of a Canadian who jumps giant lava pits full of fire sharks and drives a Hummer.
"Huh. Who knew." Liz said sarcastically. And so the silence lasted for a total of .5 seconds, where they had commemorated Abby the Canadian by setting up a doll that looked like her and burned it. Then, before Marleigh suggested that they went to get McDonald's where the trio met up with Katie and her emo boyfriend, Liz and Lexi started singing The Beatles and then all the fangirls died.
"What the ********... seriously?" Marleigh said.
"WE LAIEK TEH BEATLES!" Liz n' Lexi said in unison, with epic stupid faces. [Y'know, the face that looks like this? :D]
"Whatever. Let's go to McDonald's."
They began on their amazing five mile trek to McDonalds, where then they were stopped by the police.
s**t s**t s**t, what'd I do this time?! Marleigh thought.
[********, what'd Marleigh do this time... Lexi thought.
Oh s**t, that guy looks like my probation officer... Liz thought. She turned around, pretending that she saw a non-existing rainbow. "Oooohhhheeewwww, rainbaooooo~"
That earned a few stares from passing people. At this rate, Marleigh was sure that they stopped the group because Liz was being a public nusiance... Even though she hasn't done much besides sing random techno music, and then sung the Beatles with Lexi that killed a mass wave of fangirls.
"What seems to be the problem, officers?" Lex asked, rather nervous that it had something to do with Marleigh.
"Oh, nothing. We just came to inform you that those socks are so out of style, blonde/brunette freak that's looking at non-existing rainbows." the officer on the left said.
Liz whipped around. If there's one thing you didn't do to her, is dis the socks. You could punch her face out, you could eat her food while she's not looking, and you could jump her in the ghetto with an iron pipe, but crossing the sock line was not worth it.
"EXCUSE ME?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY SOCKS?!"
"Oh s**t, you did it now Lefty!"
"Uhh... Uhh! Lex, QUICK. RUN!" Lex n' Marleigh took off to McDonalds, leaving an enraged Liz behind.
"Excuse me miss, but you do not talk to offic-" a rusted butter knife when through Mr. Righty officer's head. Mr. Lefty officer ran away with Marleigh and Lex.
"...I-hihihihihihihihihi~" Liz skipped on, singing along to her non-sense making techno music, "McDonald's fries for Lizzie~"
Meanwhile.
"Whew.. You think Liz is calm by now?" Marleigh asked, rather terrified.
Lexi stared at Marleigh for a minute, contemplating on her question. The odds of that question's answer was rather unpredictable, considering the person she's talking about. She went with the most obvious.
"Yeah, she's fine. Probably stabbed the guy to no end, but y'know."
"I thought you took the butter knives away?"
"Nope. They were infected with all sorts of s**t, why'd you think I gave them to you guys?"
"f*****t."
"Yeah, you're welcome." Lexi smiled innocently at that one. Marleigh was about to kill her, but then she suddenly thought of something that she was thinking of earlier, but couldn't explain in the story since the fangirls were attacking.
"Lady Gaga reminds me of Willie Wonka, minus the tasty candy." she laughed.
Lexi pondered on this statement. "Ffff, she does, doesn't she?!" And so the two laughed their asses off whilst choking on their fries. Too bad they survived.
MEANWHILE.
"OH oh woah-oh~" Liz sung, skipping along through the streets while bystanders ran away scared as hell.
[Uh, yep. I'm gonna stop here 'coz I'm tired.]
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