camera man: In 5,4,3,2..
me: Welcome to the news update I'm Zoe Whitlock *points to other guy*
other guy: And I'm Jake Holmes
me: Today in a local park we found a man running around with no clothes! If I was there I would've been like: "Eww, put on some clothes kids play here!" It's vile sometimes what ppl do...alittle perverted. *fixes papers in a neat stack* Now here's Ollie with the weather, what's new Ollie?
Ollie: ITS GONNA RAIN!! x3
me: Thanks Ollie, and now Jake with the soup of the day, how's it cooking Jake?
Jake: IM MAKIN' CHUNKY!! xDD
me: Good for you Jake!! biggrin
Ollie: HIS FART SMELL BAD!! x33
me: Right you are Ollie! Now lets talk about something interesting like..sports maybe or food. I don't know. Lol smile
Jake: Well about that naked guy....Zoe truth is...
me: Not right now. Will get there. Now here's Ollie with some puppies who need homes, Ollie.
Ollie: WHO WANT THIS DOG??!! x3
me: Lol. Ok Jake, what where you going to say. *looks anxious*
Jake: Well. *sighs* I was that naked guy at the park. v.v
me: 0.0 uhh...ok. Ollie?
Ollie: 0.0....HE GAY!! XD
me: OH WOW OLLIE. *looks at Jake* Are you telling the truth?
Jake: Yeah, my friends dared me to do it. Sorry v.v
camera man: I would've done it, too. v.v
me: Well its alright. As long as next time you don't do it again. *hugs Jake*
Jake: *hugs back*
Ollie and camera man: TOUCH BUTTS!! WOOT WOOT!! x33
me: Well thats it for this news, see you guys soon. And remember, only you can prevent perverts. Lolz. *waves* Bye.
Everyone: BYE BYE!!! biggrin D
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