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I was sitting on my tuff, eating my curds and whey
When along came a spider
Who was aloof and seemed very gay

"What do you need, my hairy friend?," I inquired
He looked very shabby
I didn't know spiders perspired

"I'm exhausted, you see. I can't catch a meal."
He explained in perfect English
"So YOUR mush I have come here to steal!"

"What a fiend, and a brute you are, sir!"
I protested in anger.
Then the spider replied, "Do you not see you're in danger?"

But he did not know that with me I carried a swatter
I brandished it gleefully
And I turned his tiny body to water. rofl