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ATTENTION! ALIENS HAVE INVADED ARE MOVIE THEATER! AND THEY WONT GET BACK TO MEXICO! Also space invaders are also here.

I Use to live Tijuana(crap of a city!). And as much spare time as i had, I would always watch movie about aliens. Why? Because I could'nt rent Porno Flicks and i did'nt want to constantly hear movies with the same plot and the spanish translation that went along with them. So as a speacial addetion to my....blog..thing? I here by Decree that Distrct 9 aliens kick more a** then Chuck Norris!

So lets start with The 6 Aliens That Kicked a**!

6.The Zerg
No im not talking about Toy Story Villian, Im talking about the most Bad a** Alien Villains that ever show their monsturos faces in gaming history.

The Zerg were for a stratigy game called Starcraft. They were baisicly carnivours abominations ruled by a huge brain refered to as "The Overmind". As many vonraubilitys as they had. They still kept evolving and kicking more a** where evere they went. They usually came in swarms and were hard to kill at long range. But they get 6 place because now(Because of recent story events) They are rulled by a hot chick that apperntly does not know the meaning of-Killing and eating things because that is survivle. No, she baisicly(Firguravlly by the way) gave them war boots and sent them off to go kill people but leave left overs......what a waste.

5.Sergant Keroro
From the oh so popular Manga and Anime"S.G.T Frog". This lovable aliens spits into the face of planet earth and will soon one day rule it! With 4 other member's in his sqaud who are! Privet Tamama, General Giroro, seccont Sergent Kururu, and Dororo. They were baisicly frog like aliens (smaller then humans) that invent awsome stuff to rule any planet. The show is chuck full of Conspiresy's therios to Gundam refrences. And he takes a place in my heart in rank 5!

4.The Martins!
Remember back in 1980's a movie came out about aliens from outer space. And then they vaporized a bird for no reason. That right there just makes them awsome! But when they do that to humans, that just makes them BAD a**! They looked more like clay then an actaul guy in a costum and their heads were always noticble by that huge brain, So I'll say what everyone els is thinking, Vaporrising things is fun until Grandma gets in the way. That poor,poor women.

3.Saiyans
If you just google search the the first three letters, im sure Wikipidea will be one step ahead of you(That smug basterd). If you just watch one episode of dragon ball Z. It'll be pretty obvious what it is. A Ancient Alien Race deticated to just kicking a** in general and also to discover new planets for various reasons that involve kicking a**, and also they can turn into monkeys whe a full moon comes out(A.K.A Ultra Wolf Man). that should've been obvious

2.WOOKIES!
Did you really expect not to see any starwar aliens on this thing!? As You Probably know WOOKIES are awsome period. You dont ******** with a WOOKIE, or CHEWBAKKA! What i was'nt expecting to not see any Startrek aliens on this list(Spoiler Alret!....Sort of?). They are baisicly Yeti's that can use guns. that sounds like the most respictable thing in the univers so suck it haters!

1.The Prawns
Welcome To Distric 9 Brother! Can i interest you in a "Save Non-Humans" T-Shirt,no? How about a Ticket to meet one in person,no? Well i dont blame you. Sinse the movie is shrowded in mystery I sappose its only fair to keep it that way. I wont say much about the movie but i will say this!

The Prawns Are Aliens That Got To Earth Accidently and have been starved, enough said. They look like a cross breed really, Its like if Kuthllu made sweet love to a Human(I Smell A Japanese Adult Anime!). And the after birth was this thing. Well thats all for now, and if you want to know anything about anything just send me a Pm with a topic and who knows, i might write and not want to write it.

Good Bye For Now