People say the dumbest things
So I was at the dentist one day, and the hygienist sits down next to my chair. She's got my dental records, and she asks "Have you had any health problems in the last 6 months?"
I say to her "Well, I spontaneously combusted a few weeks ago."
Clearly believing it, she responds. "Oh, I've had a few friends who suffered from that. They never lived though. You are very lucky to have survived that."
One would think she was just playing along, but she was very serious when she approached my mother and said "Did he have to go to the hospital for that??"
How silly. I figure my dental records now say I've suffered from spontaneous combustion. >.<
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