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Blakkkk.  My brain is so annoying.  I'm too embarrassed to recount the many tales.

Soo sleepover at Shelb's.  No swimming. sad
Swam at home.  Jenny's nickname for me has changed from Jiggles to Underboob.  Should I be happy about that? >_>

But the funny part of it was that we began to make a Your Super Secret Superhero quiz (in our brains).  We came up for the personalities of the Menstrating Menace, PP (the slutacious Purple Penguin), and Captain 24 *inches*.  Want to hear the catch phrases & possible descriptions?

Menstrating Menace
Your catch phrase: "MY UTERUS IS FALLING OUT!" 
Powers: Blood tsunami, tampon nunchucks
You enjoy long walks down the aisles of your neighborhood Hannafords looking for Jumbo tampons and popping pills on the couch at home.  You seem to constantly be surrounded by waterfalls of blood and facial acne, but don't let that bother you (unless some unfortunate soul is around to be screamed at).  In between sporadic episodes of sobbing uncontrollably to sappy love songs and demanding more Ibeprofin (?), you're just an all-around horrible person to be around. Wait, I didn't mean it. Come on, lighten up! What are you doing?! DON'T GO FOR THE FACE! AHHHH!!!!!!

PP (The Purple Penguin)
Your catch phrase: "*beep beep beep beep*" (As of yet, it is too vulgar to relay)
Powers: Persuasion, Kitty-Kat Meow of Doom
Guess what? You're the whore of the group! But don't let that get you down; being a worthless slut has its perks! You get a great costume, for instance. And even though you spend your spare time prostituting yourself on the street corner for a penny per position, everyone holds nothing but respect for you. surprised Beware, though: get too pudgy around the middle and your powers of persuasion will become obsolete!

And then we made a catch phrase for Underboob, even though she's not gonna be a superhero option.

UNDERBOOB!
Your catch phrase: "I'm a REAL boob!"







...Y'know, like what Pinnochio said? Hahaha..

I need to find a better way to spend my time. ninja