June;
I will be roommates with xToxic K i s s [Nicole] and when we hear the luxurious sound of the ice cream man we will dash to the door fiddling with lock not realizing it was open. Once we realize that, we will push people out of our way and rush to the stairs. While going down the stairs we'd trip over a step and fall to the bottom. Then at the lobby we hurry out the door chasing the ice cream truck screaming "ICE MAN, ICE CREAM MAN I NEED MY CHOCOLATE FUDGE BAR I HAVE NEEEEEDS, SPECIAL NEEDS." When the ice cream man is far out of our reach we kneel to the ground screaming "WHY WORLD, WHY ME!" and then shed tears.
That night we will be eating Easy-Mac and then end up cooking it to long in the microwave, we were to upset to notice that we forgot to take the plastic off and it started on fire and we didn't realize that until the end of our Chowder episode. Then by the time we heard the smoke detectors our whole kitchen was in flames. Now terrorized we hug each other in fear crying over our burnt to a crisp easy mac.
When the firemen or fireWOMAN arrive we hide under the bed or in a closet because the firepeople scare the s**t out of us. After they pull us fully grown adults out of the fire we see and icecream shop across the street has just closed. We moan in sadness and start crying again. People stare at the over medicated partners.
A week later we get mad at the Blue Bunny IceCream company and end up taking a plane in hostage and ramming it into the building and icecream gets all over. We rush out of the plane and start swimming in the
HIV filled icecream. That night we go to terrisom classes and learn how to take over the world.
A day later, once done with the classes we dominate All the icecream villages and take over the united states. We make Obama make us Easy-Mac and we yell at Paris Hilton, Linsay Lohan, and Brittany Spears to make us icecream. ;DD
