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me: so, grimlock, why EXACTLY are we breaking the fourth wall? ....again?
grimlock: becuse, theres a multitude of super fine arrancars that have died in the originl bleach that i would like to have one as my main love interest. besides, your the artist, so that makes you god of our world.
me: hehehe...hahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I AM ALL POWERFUL!!!!
grimlock: stop that. -smacks upside head- now heres a list of.... qualities i would like her to have.
me: OWWW!!!! that hurt!!!!
grimlock: oh suck it up.
me: lets see... kind, likes pizza, has been in a...... -stareing at grimlock-
grimlock: shut up. ive seen what you like to watch and its not that bad.
me: is it really REQUIRED that she has been in a tentacle hentai?
grimlock: no, but i would like her to have been....
me: you know, im beggining to think of it more and more and that might be a question of wether you'll be able to have an.... intimate relationship instead of some sick obsession.
grimlock: now your catching on.
jace: uh, hey, bo, i was wondering since grimlock is getting a girl...
me: im making yours from scratch becuse i have an idea for her. and if you keep crying about grimlock and captains kicking your a** your gonna get killed off. hintity hint hint.
jace:but you make me keep LOSING!!!!
me: becuse, in the other comics josh's character always has some hair brained way to out power mine and since i have the pen i make the rules. ok, why exactly does she need to be "well endowed"?!?!?!?!?!
grimlock: thats not what i wrote.
me: thats becuse im not READING what you wrote, you vulgar b*****d!!!
grimlock: hehehe...
me: look, ive got a good idea of who your getting, so im tweaking her character to.... better match yours. jace, why are you still following me?
grimlock: sweet, but lets still have the interveiw and have her last so she can kill the compitition. if not just for the fun of it.
jace: i, uh was wondering, can you draw half of these characters im teamed with?
me:go away jace. i'll handle it. -while dialing phone- hey its me. uh-huh.
look ive got somthing to ask. grimlock wants to do a gf interveiw and your gonna be the finale. no im not replacing you. calm down. CALM DOWN its just a little somthing for comic effect. yes i promise. I PROMISE. ok, ok, i didnt mean to scare you. please dont cry.... okay. take your time. see ya then. bye.
grimlock: k i just txted everybody and their ready
me: my god hitdugayas gonna kick my a**
momo: uh, what was that last one?
grimlock: have you ever been in a tentacle hentai?
momo:uh well....... i, uh.... y-y-yes.
me:
grimlock:
momo:uh, can i go home now?
me: what are your interests?
rangiku: booze, shopping, and avoiding work.
grimlock: did hitsugaya follow you?
rangiku: yeah hes right behind you. he was really pissed when momo called him saying you guys interveiwed her and what you asked her.
hitsugaya: do you know what your intestines look like?
me: uh, now hitsugaya, i didnt want to ask her that... and i think you should just calm- OH GOD!!!! -cracking, crunching, and splattering sounds-
hitsugaya: NEXT TIME I WONT HOLD BACK!!!
grimlock: that looks like it hurts....
a trip to the hospital later.....
nemu: yes i have.
grimlock: wow. thats awsome. but other than we dont have much in common so...
nemu: thats okay. i know this wasnt serius. -smiles and leaves-
me: hmm hm hmm hm hm hmmhmm...
-tia walks in-
tia: uh... h-hi.
grimlock: .........wow. congratulations you win.
me: hmhmhm hmmm hmm hmhm.
tia:uh, yes i have.... -looking away blushing- so, whos your freind grimlock?
grimlock: uh, hitsugaya was angry we asked that from momo' so bo has to wear this. luckily he didnt hurt his drawing hand!!! -slaps hand, wrist breaks-
me: HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grimlock: oops...



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