: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a b***h."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a b***h?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a b***h."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b***h."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b***h."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a b***h."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A b***h!"

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The cat fell in the well and the rooster laughed.
This goes to show you...
...a wet p***y makes a c**k happy.

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A guy addresses to a girl in a bar:
- Do you want to play “Magic”?
- What game is this?
- We go to my house, make sex and after you disappear...