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This is where I will be putting a bunch of scenarios that me (and most likely Megan) have thought up.

GHS School Nurse
By: Megan

It was a quiet day, as the young student made her way down from the top floor of the high school she was in. Her brown hair was whipped into a messy ponytail, her left hand clutching her throbbing, bleeding head. The bell rang, and she had to get towards the nurse.
It was there, next to B stairwell, where she found her. She was typing away on her computer, no doubt looking up naughty things. The girl made her way in, and the nurse didn't even look.
"Sit." She demanded. The girl timidly sat down.

"E-Excuse me..."

"Quiet!" The nurse said, continuously ignoring her.

"B-but my HEAD is BLEEDING."

"You students, always thinking your problems are better than mine. Be quiet. Do you have a pass?" She asked. The girl blinked.

"Oh...uhhhm...n-no I hit my head before the bell-"

"Then I cannot see you."

"W-What? But i'm BLEEDING PROFUSELY." The nurse sighed. She walked towards the board and wrote a complecated, college level math equasion on the board.

"Solve this and I will see you." The girl walked over. Even if she wasn't bleeding profusely, it would be difficult to answer.

"Uhhhm...this is impossible!" She said. The nurse smirked darkly at the girl, who shivered.

"This is how we weed out the freshmen."

"X divide by pie equals seven minus eleven...carry the square...divide by triangle WHAT?" Squeaked the despairing girl

The nurse glanced at her watch.

"Look at the time!"

The girl glanced at the clock. "Five past ten?"

"NO. Quarter past rape." The nurse said. She smiled at the girl.

"In the closet."

"B-but Ihave-"

"NOW."

Despite the fact the teachers heard screams from the nurse, they were too scared of the nurse to do anything about it.


Student Fails At Life
By: Yours truly.

Progress report time. A brunette named Megan steps into homeroom RELUCTANTLY and is called to receive her current grade status. The comments were not all that bad until she reached: "Student fails at life".