Riku: Out of all the prepositions you could have chosen, why “in”?
Axel: Yeah, “on the beach,” “at the beach,” or even “visiting the beach” would have made more sense.
Riku: What they have now implies that everybody’s been buried in the sand.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. If I did, everyone would be kneeling in my presence and praising me... BUAHAHA!
Axel: I swear, this girl’s delusions of grandeur get worse by the chapter.
Sora: So... people kowtow when Tetsuya Nomura walks by?
Riku: I wouldn’t be at all surprised.
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Roxas and Namine were going around Twilight Town while all of a sudden, Sora and Kairi were running to them.
Riku: Who’s this “Namine” person? *pronounces it “na-MEEN”*
Axel: *unenthusiastically* Oh yay! Now she’s triplets!
"Roxas, Namine, Can you tell the guys that we're going to go to the beach tomorow?" Kairi asked.
"Sure!" Namine said
"Ok. See you tomorow!" Roxas said.
Kairi: Didn’t we all go to the beach like two days ago?
The next day, Kairi and Sora went to Twilight Town with their usual clothes. Kairi was wearing a short, pink dress with a white shirt inside and she was wearing pink shoes while Sora was wearing his usual really heavy, black clothing with his usual yellow, oversized shoes.
Riku: As usual, usually. Except when it was unusual.
Sora: *plucks at his pant legs* My clothes really aren’t all that heavy. It’d be kind of hard to fight if they were.
Axel: I think they were talking about the sheer volume of layers.
Sora: What? It’s only two layers. And my shoes aren’t oversized, they fit perfectly.
Kairi: You know what they say about guys with big feet: they need big shoes.
They were carrying a bag with their swimsuits and their extra clothes. When they got to the station, they saw Roxas, Namine, Hayner, Pence, Ollette, Yuffie, Arieth, Cloud, and Leon buying tickets to go to the beach.
Kairi: *whistles* Standing room only, huh?
Axel: *counts on his fingers* So Na-meen’s a triplet, Ollette’s a twin, and Arieth is a mermaid with a lisp?
Kairi: .... Sure, Axel. Just go with that.
Riku: Aren’t you forgetting somebody? *points at himself*
Sora: Gosh, Riku, we would have invited you, but Sunset Beach only allows people with normal hair colors.
Riku: *scowls*
"Sora, do you have the munny?" Kairi asked. "Yeah" Sora said and handed a bag of munny to the cashier.
So, They were all ready to go. While waiting for the train, Sora was watching Kairi play with the girls
Riku: Play what?
Kairi: Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black~
Wow... Her flowing crimson hair, her sapphire blue eyes, and her white pearl-like skin. I want to tell her but, I'm too shy. I cant stop thinking about her. Why! Lord, Why are you doing this to me? I feel something in the pit of my stomach when I see her, I feel a weird feeling when she touches me, and when I talk to her, my mouth becomes dry. Why?
Axel: And now, Roxas is writing emo lyrics! This one’s called “Kairi the Jewelry Box.”
Kairi: Aw, I’m such a charmer. I wonder if it’s the traumatic brain injury that makes me so attractive.
Axel: Probably. It’s not as if he can really be in love with you, with his no heart and all.
Then, in his head, he was hitting himself with all sorts of things. First a skillet, then his Keyblade then crashes into a brick wall!
Riku: Now, now, Sora. Suicide is not the answer.
Sora: Whoa, wait, I have the Keyblade in this one?! And here I thought it was some kind of AU...
Kairi: The real question is, what hurts more, the Keyblade or the brick wall?
Axel and Riku: Keyblade. No contest.
Sora! Stop looking at her! C'mon or else I'll hit myself with the brick wall again.
Sora: Okay, I’ll stop. But only because I don’t want Roxas to hurt himself.
Then, he looked away but can't hold it any longer. He stared at her again.
Sora, Sora, Sora. Poor innocent, naive, crazy, stupid Sora. YOU TOTAL BAFFOON! CAN'T YOU LOOK AWAY FOR JUST 5 MINUTES ? 5 STINKING MINUTES!
Axel: ... I think Roxas is mad at you, Sora.
Kairi: I think the bold text is supposed to be Sora beating himself up, still.
Sora: Not there’s much difference if Roxas does it.
Riku: Innocent, naïve, crazy, and stupid! Way to run the whole gamut there, Sora. *slaps Sora on the back*
Sora: Oof! Well, what can I say? I’m a good multitasker.
Then, he hit himself with the brick wall again.
Axel: C’mon, Roxas, holding yourself hostage is not going to accomplish anything...
Then, when the train came, He stopped looking at Kairi. (Thank the Lord!) Kairi was talking with Namine while she was staring at Roxas (Again)
How I wish I can actually tell him about my feelings for him. I can't even though I'm urged to.
Kairi: Is this me or Na-meen?
Axel: Whoa. It’s a Kairi-Naminè-Namine-Roxas love quadrangle. This could get ugly.
Riku: ... Which, of course, you’re looking forward to.
Axel: Hell yeah! This fic could use a good catfight.
Hey, I've got an idea, since Sora was practicing with me, maybe I can practice with him. Besides, he almost looks like Roxas. He has spiky hair and both of them are the Keyblade masters. So, I'll ask him if he wants to practice with me tomorrow.
Axel: Makeout practice round two!
Sora: *smacks Axel*
Riku: ... Well, she couldn’t ask for a better practice target ... wait, that’s been said.
Kairi was waving her hand in front of Namine so she would stop staring blankly into space. "Namine?" She said. Namine was still staring into space.
Kairi: That would be very creepy, since in this fic “space” is synonymous with “my eyes.”
"Oh well. Besides, it would be very rude to interrupt her.At least she won't bug me while I look at Sora." Kairi thought.
Why? What is wrong with me? I'm shy to tell, I'm getting amnesia and practically everything in my world goes the opposite way for Sora.
Riku: ... “Goes the opposite way for Sora”? *snickers*
Kairi: Everyone’s gay for Sora. Heck, I’m gay for Sora, and I’m a girl!
Sora: That had better not be what it means. *shivers*
Axel: Is this still Na-meen thinking, or did it switch to Kairi back there?
-sighs- Well, I think, we were never meant to be together. He just 'helped' me when I had amnesia and even though I still have amnesia, he just 'helps' .nothing else! Even though he's always in my dreams and there was this one dream that I finally told him that I loved him but that's just in my dreams... but...is it possibe for me to make that dream a...reality? But, I can't. I'm not the miracle worker or anyone special for that matter. Oh well. at least he's always going to be in my dreams forever.
Axel: ... until Naminé makes you forget aaaaaaall about him!
Kairi: *tries to follow her own train of thought and fails*
Riku: She’s right about one thing, though. She’s definitely not Anne Sullivan.
Then, she saw Sora. His head was on top of Roxas and Roxas was sleeping too.
Sora: Dude, wake up, you two! You’re gonna miss the train!
Riku: If you’re that tired, maybe you should skip the beach today.
Kairi: Oh my God. Roxas stole Sora’s head?!
I wonder...Maybe I can ask Roxas to help me to tell Sora that I love him. I'll ask him tomorrow.
Sora: ... Sure, everybody ask Love Doctor Roxas.
Axel: Because he knows so much about love, not having a heart and all.
Sora: It’s the obvious choice!
Then, after a few minutes of staring, the train stopped and most of them were pulled forward
Kairi: So... we’re all tied to the train or something... and it stopping made us... *logic failure*
Riku: I think you were already on the train.
Kairi: Where did it say we boarded?
Riku: It didn’t. Actually, not many people know this, but all of Twilight Town is inside a giant train.
Sora: *winces* You mean that wasn’t a model I stepped on when we got out at Yen Sid’s place?
which made Sora and Roxas wake up. Then, Sora felt a really wet thing on his cheek.
Riku: OHMYGODHEADCRABS
"Roxas! That's just gross! You drooled on my cheek!" Sora said angrily
"Well, Sorry! I'm only human, y'know" Roxas said to defend himself.
Axel: Quite technically, Roxas, you’re only a Nobody...
"Ok you two, c'mon. I thinka good long walk in the beach might cheer you up" Yuffie said.
Kairi: *as Eiji* I know what will make you happy! Poop!
Sora: *as Carmen* No it won’t!
Kairi: *as Eiji* I know. Nothing will. So what’s the difference?
Riku: *shakes head* Nobody’s gonna get that joke, guys.
So, Sora, Roxas, the guys and the girls went out of the train while bringing all their stuff.
Axel: So Sora and Roxas don’t count as either “guys” or “girls”?
Kairi: It’s official, folks: BISHONEN ARE A THIRD GENDER!
They put down their stuff and put an umbrella on the sand.
They had a fun time in the beach. They played volleyball, swam, and some of the girls were working on their tan.
Kairi: ... our single, collective tan.
Axel: I thought Kairi and Olette didn’t have bathing suits?
Kairi: We do now. That’s what we went shopping for.
Axel: *swears under his breath*
Then, it was getting late and they had to go back to Twilight Town. So, they paid for the tickets and went to the train. Since everyone was really tired, they slept during the ride exept for Sora and Roxas. Roxas was at the farthest end and Sora was at the other end. Namine was sitting beside Roxas and since she was sleeping, she laid her head on Roxas' shoulder.
Kairi: Awwwwww. *takes a picture*
Sora: How can you tell when it’s getting late in Twilight Town, anyway?
Namine looks like an angel. Wait. What am I saying? We're just friends. Nothing more, nothing less and nothing else but why should I leave it like that? Why can't I make it better? I'll ask Kairi to help me tomorow.
Then, Roxas put his hand on her hair and put it behind her ear. He stared at her for a while and decided to sleep. He rested his head on top of Namine's and eventually fell asleep. On the other hand, Sora was watching Kairi sleep in front of him.
Riku: Heh heh. No fluff scene for you two.
Sora: *pouts*
I want to tell her... but she doesn't love me back. She just 'likes' me as friends. I can ask Namine to help me again.
Axel: So Sora is helping Nameen who’s helping Roxas who’s helping Kairi who’s helping...
Kairi: Why don’t we just start an unrequited love support group while we’re at it?
So, Sora went to her and noticed she was shivering. He took off his jacket and laid it gently on her. Then, he sat beside her.
Riku: Yep. That’s gonna help a lot, with the short sleeves and everything.
Sora: Hey, it never said the jacket helped. Don’t I get points for trying?
Sweet Dreams, Kairi...
Sora went back to his seat and lay down. He was looking at the ceiling and started closing his eyes. Then, he slept.
Axel: He dreamed of Moogle Cuccos.
Sora: “Moogle Cuccos”?? What in the...?
Axel: You ruffle their pompoms and they attack you in droves.
Riku: BEST. SYNTHESIS. EVER.
After a few minutes, They were at the station. "Sora?...Sora!... WAKE UP SORA!" Kairi said but he still wouldn't wake up. Then, Kairi got closer to him and shouted "SORA! WAKE UUUUPPP!" Then, Sora was so shocked that he fell down from the seat and to the carpet on the floor. "Gimme a break, Kairi" Sora said (A/n: Doesn't that sound familiar? Yup! It's the one in Kingdom Hearts 1! I will give a cookie to whoever got that in the first second they read it!)
Sora: Kairi waking me up... hm... golly, when has Kairi ever woken me up before?
Kairi: Try “just about every time you ever fell asleep on the beach.”
Riku: Looks like I’m the only one working on the raft!
Kairi: That explains why you weren’t hanging out with us.
Axel: Ooh! I guessed it the second I read the author’s note! Cookie please.
So, Sora got up and went out of the train. The gang was already outside of the station waiting for Sora and Kairi. When they came out, Hayner said, "Finally! It took them like what, 5 minutes?" Then, Kairi said "Sorry. It takes a LONG time to wake Sora up..." So, All of them said bye and they were headed to their houses. Sora and Kairi was walking and chatting.
Riku: They’re so attached to each other, they don’t even get plural verb conjugations.
"I had a fun time at the beach" Kairi said.
"Me too!" Sora said with exitement.
Axel: *adds “exitement” to the long list of misspellings in his steno pad*
"Oh, look!" Kairi said and stopped Sora from walking and forced him to look at a poster which said...
"Come on down guys to the 10th annual fireworks show! It will be held near the station at 7 o'clock and on Saturday. You do not want to miss this totally best event of the season!"
Axel: The moral of the story is, don’t gank your slogans from Engrish.com.
Riku: I want a t-shirt with that on it. “This totally best event of the season.”
"Sora, can we go?" Kairi asked. "Sure. So, today's Friday and the fireworks show tomorrow." Sora said.
So, they went on to Destiny Islands. Once they got there, They ate dinner and watched TV.
Sora: Now that I think of it, when did we get TV on the islands?
Kairi: There’s a TV set at my place, you know that.
Sora: Yeah, but you can’t get any channels on it in the middle of the ocean...
"Ooh! Look! It's my fave show! Can we watch it?" Kairi asked. Sora nodded and watched TV.
Axel: So Kairi’s favorite show is the Dogbert Static Network?
Kairi: Yeah, the hypnotic light and dark patterns resonate with my severly damaged brain.
Sora: You should’ve seen last night’s episode. I just couldn’t look away.
Axel: That would explain a lot.
Then, when it ended, Sora yawned and Kairi started going upstairs. "Good night, Sora" Kairi said. "You too, Kai" Sora said.
Good night... Angel...
Kairi: My name’s not Angel, nor is it Kai.
Sora: I’ll be sure to remind Roxas when I get a chance.
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How will the fireworks thing work out? Will it end happily? Find out on the next chappie!
Axel: Oi there, chappie! Giveth me all thy munny and pounds! Don’t maketh me find out on thee!
*a constable appears and chases Axel around the theater for a few minutes, until Axel sets him on fire and sits back down*
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A/n: Well, that's Chappie numero quatro. Starting now, I'll be putting some "trivias" on Kingdom Hearts.
Axel: Wotcher chief! The chappie’s a Spaniard! Cheerio!
Riku: ... You do realize that now the entire populations of the U.K. and Spain are gonna have you at the top of their shitlist.
Axel: Good. It’s my personal goal to be at the top of as many shitlists as possible.
Sora: Well, that explains a lot.
TRIVIA: Did you know that everyone in Organization XIII has 'x' in their names? And, If you remove the 'x' and rearrange the letters, you get another name? For Example, Roxas... remove the 'x' and it becomes... Sora! or, Xemnas... Remove the 'x' and you get... Ansem! I'm trying it with the other members but I don't know if it's right. Like Axel... Ale (What? you expected it to be Lea! That's a girl's name!). If you know, tell me by reviewing.
Axel: ........... HOW long did it take you to figure that out?!
Riku: Geez, what rock has this author been living under?
Kairi: And with Naminé, you remove the X and get...... division by zero!
Sora: So, what have we learned from this excursion?
Kairi: I learned that Riku’s not as important to the story as Hayner and the Ghostbusters.
Axel: Know what I learned? My name has an “X” in it!! I’m so glad the fanbrats are around to tell me these things, I would never figure them out on my own.
Constable: Hold up there, you! You’re under arrest!
Axel: You’ll never take me alive, copper! *dives into a darkness portal; the constable follows*
Everyone else: ........
..... END.
