riku5135
some1 should make a story called "the noob who cried landshark"
Well, I can write something quick. Not that story, but something relating to noobs and the beach
Once upon a time, a noob that saw a sandy fin skimming trough the golden sands of his local town's beach. The noob was amazed at how anything could move through the sand like that, so he crept closer to it for further inspection.
Close by to the sandy fin, the noob asked himself if it was safe to touch it, but it kept moving further and further away from him. The noob was apprehensive, as normally, he only stays close to sand fluffs that cause no harm to him. Being a cl 2.3 in gold beach is dangerous you know.
The noob decided to follow it, all the way up north. Luckily, all the animated that used to knock out his other noob friends were gone, and he could give chase to the fin freely.
He was almost reaching the northernmost part of the beach, and the moving creature would have to stop running, or throw itself into the water. The noob was thrilled that he had trapped the creature so easily. Noobs are naive like that.
Then, the noob was surprised. A sand golem appeared out of nowhere, and was going to attack him. Knowing that he wasn't strong enough, the noob wanted to run away, but the golem was quicker him, and he went flying across to a nearby cliff's wall after being lunged with a towering lance.
Hearing his own heartbeat, the noob was scared that his life was at risk, due to his own curiosity. The golem went underground, and popped out right in front of him. Rage filled the golem's hollowed eyes, and the noob understood that it was time for him to meet the Null spirits.
But out of nowhere, a gigantic mouth appeared, and with a leap, it ate the golem whole at once. A delightful sound of OMNOMNOMNOM was heard, as the sandy creature was munching on the golems body, all of this in a single jump.
The noob was relieved. Thanks to his new friend, his life had been saved. He looked at the great creature with a cheerful face and felt that it wanted to be his friend.
The noob crept closer, his heart filled with happiness, for his new found and unlikely savior. He opened his arms and shouted with all his breath:
"THANK YOU LANDSHA- OH SHIII-"
...
The landshark swam away. Its mind only had a single thought: Noobs taste bad.
