ALONG TIME AGO IN A LAND CALLED NIPPON BLAH BLAH BLAH MOSNTER BLAH WOLF BLAH THERE WAS A MAGIC BATTLE OF AWESOME AND SOME DUDE WAS THERE AND TOOK ALL THE CREDIT CAUSE HE KILLED THE EVIL 8-HEADED MONSTER OROCHI DUNDUNDUN... ANYWAYS ALONG TIME LATER LIKE 100 YURS SOME IDIOT IS LIKE 'LOL SWORD' AND STOLE THE MAGIC SWORD AND OROCHI WAS LIKE 'HAHAHAHAHHA DARKNESSSSSSSSSS' AND THEN SOME STUFF HAPPENED OROCHI WAS SO EVILE THAT HE MADE ALL THE LEAVES FALL OFF THE TREES AND TURNED THE GRASS POOPY BROWN COLORS AND EVEN BROKE KUSHIS WATER WHEEL THING FOR MAKING SAKE... ONLY A STATUE OF A WOLF COULD STOP HIS EVIL RAIN OF GARDEN DISTRUCTION AND WHAT NOT... SO THE ALMOST NAKED TREE FAIRY IS LIKE 'I GIVE YOU A MIRROR' AND FINALLY HALF AN HOUR LATER THE GAME STARTS!!!!!!! AFTER YOU MEET THE PERVERTED FLEA THE WULF GOES ON LATSA ADVENTURES AND FIGHTS MANY MOSNTERS LIKE LAWYERS AND GIANT SPIDERS...EVENTUALLY THERE IS OROCHI UP IN HIS CAVE LOLING AT THE WOOF AND FLEE... SO AMMY GOES ALL UP IN HIS CRIB AND GETS HIM PISS DRUNK WITH SOME SAKE THAT WAS THERE FOR SOME REASON AND SUSANO CAME IN AND WAS ALL DRAMATIC ABOUT IT... AFTER A GRAND FIGHT SOME STUFF HAPPENS AND OROCHI DIES....JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE REPEAT THIS FIGHT TOOOO MORE TIMES TO GET RIDE OF HIM....... ANYWAYS AFTER THAT AMMY THE WOLF GOS ON MORE ADVENTURES AND FIGHTS SOME DOODS LIKE A GOAST AND A SEXY PRIEST WHO IS ACTUALLY A FOXY FOX AND THIS CRAZY FRENCH GUY WHO HAS AN ARMY OF FAN GIRLS WHO IS LIKE 'HAHAHA IM SO FRENCH'... OKI THE CRAZY SAMURAI DOG NINJA IS MET AND HE IS ALL CRAZY AND GOES ON KILLING SPREES.... OMG TIME TRAVEL TIME!! SO AMMY GOES BACK AND TIME AND BEATS UP THAT IMPORTANT DOOD AND MAKES HIM INTO A CROSSDRESSER AND FIGHTS OROCHI AGAIN GASP! BUT PAST AMMY FOLLOWS FUTURE AMY TO THE FUTURE AND SHE IS ALL LIKE 'LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN' AND THERE ARE OWLS WHO ARE MADE OF CLOCKS AND THEY KILL PAST AMMY ITS SO SAD OH HAY LOOK AT THAT SPOILER LALALALA... SO YOU GO TO THAT SUPER BOAT THING AND MEET DEAD PEOPLE AND ITS ALL MYSTICAL AND OH CRAP LOOK AT THAT YOU FIGHT OROCHI AGAIN!!! ALONG WITH THE FOXY FOX OF SEXY AND SOME OTHER BOSSES THAT NO ONE LIKES.. SO YOU BEAT THEM THEN THE FRENCH MAN WAS THUR AND HE SAID 'LOL DRAMATIC FLASHBACK IN A FIGHT' AND REMINISED ABOUT THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN YOU FOUGHT OROCHI AND WHILE HE WAS DISTRACTED BY BEING NOSTALGIC THE EVIL FETUS IN A JAR YAMI WAS ALL LIKE 'IMA FIRING MAH LAZOR' AN BLEW THE FRENCHY TO KINGDOMCOME! AMMY WAS SAD BECAUSE SHE HAD NO POWAHS IN THE FIGHT FOR ALMOST 3 SECONDS THEN GOT THEM BACK AND YAMI WAS LIKE 'BITCHES DONT KNOW ABOUT MY MAGIC ROBOT SUITE BALL THING' AND WAS DRAMATIC AND FOUGHT AMMY AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL AN INTERMISSION INTERUPTED THE FIGHT WITH SOME STUFF AND MYSTIC MOJO AND AMMY WENT SUPER SAYAN AND TOTALLY OWNED YAMI WITH AWESOMENESS AND THEN THE FRENCH DOOD WAS LIKE 'JUST KIDDING IM NOT DEAD! LOLOLOLOLOL' AND AMMY WAS HAPPY YET ANNOYED CAUSE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE DRAMATIC IF HE DIED SO THEY LEAVE ON THEIR SKY BOAT AND ABANDON THE WORLD OF HUMANS AND MORTALS TO ALL OF THOSE STUPID FLOATING DEMON SCROLLS THAT NEVER SEEM TO GO AWAY WHICH KILL ALL THE HUMANS ESPECAILLY THE ONES WHO ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO FISHING WITHOUT ANY LINE
AND THEY FOUGHT OROCHI AGAIN
THE END
(I did not make this, I found it. But it's funny as crap~)
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