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I went to the DMV today. Its just...what the hell is everybody so angry about?! It felt like all their eyes were on me. Just staring. stressed One lady actually glared at me and I was...you would think I hit her kid or something.

And the lines! When do they end?! I was standing there and my stomach just had to start. It was gassy is what it was. Then, dangit, I had to go pee. Of all things, I had to go pee. If that wasn't enough, I signed the wrong papers. WRONG! PAPERS! I'm lucky the lady didn't just kick me out.

Man, that wasn't even the worse part. My uncle was driving me home and I don't know what he was thinking, but he reached for his phone, which was in his pocket. You ever see some idiot drive on both lanes? Every car was like, "Back away back away back away." I saw some guy break just to keep a three hundred feet distance between us. But don't worry. He got the phone out. Yeah, and he had a nice conversation. Then I realized I needed to go to the store and I STILL HAVEN'T PEED!

So of course, he just needed directions to the store. All the while he kept asking me, "Do I turn here? Do I turn there?" I'll tell you when we do so quit asking me! He was also driving 20 miles per hour. That is half of the speed limit there. He acted as if I was going to suddenly jump up from my seat and screamed, "THERE, THERE! TURN THERE! I SAID TURN THERE, DAMNIT!"

I wasn't even worrying about getting killed or the restroom anymore. I was wondering when the hell I was going to get home.

Well, thanks to him for driving me there and back. xp