Snape: In slow motion the flowers fell from my hand and shattered like glass. And when I looked into the mirror i was a beautiful milkmaid. But, then I woke up crying. I don't know why.
Dumbldore: Well I once had a dream that I was a baby pig living on a farm. OINK OINK OINK!
Snape: No, you don't understand it was a life changing moment it may never be the same!
Harry: *bumps Snape* Professor Dombldore! Magical Emergency!
Dumbledore: Oh, Boy! xd
Hermoine razz rofesser! Ron's trapped in an alternate Demention!
Dumbldore:Oh, Not again
Ron: OH! It's the most terrible thing! It tickles in all the wrong ways!
Harry:Hmm...This wouldn't happen if he wasn't so fat.
Dumbldore: Hmm.. Fetch me the problem stick!
Ron: I think I'm going throw Puburty!
Hermoine: Don't go into the light Ron!
Harry: Ah, Here it is.
Dumbledore: Oh, Yes my old friend. Hmm.. Let me see if I remember how to do this.
Harry: Are you OK Ron?
Ron: Are you kidding me? Harry I've never felt better. Im a man now. Sup Hermoine.
Hermoine: Oh; Ron.
Ron: Sup Professer Dumbldore.
Dombldore: WOW! Your much cooler than Harry!
Harry: What?!
Ron: Now lets have a beach party....IN LONDON!
*MUSIC*
Harry: NO NO NO!
*MUSIC STOPS*
Harry razz etulararius Shrinky Dinky!I rule the school, ya hear? I'm top dog! No one can have more testosterone than me! Cause I'm harry potter...and the boy who lived..and I'm harry potter, OKAY!?
Ron: I'm soo sorry Harry!
Harry:GOOD! Now lets have a Dance Party...IN LONDON!
*MUSIC*
Harry: (singing) my name is harry potter. I'm the king of the school. I'm better than everybody, in the school. I'm hip and I'm awesome, all the girls know my name. H-H-H-Harry potter, that is my name!
Harry potter, Harry potter,
Do the schooby duwap!
Everyone: Schooby duwap, schooby duwap!
Harry: I defeated Voldemort when I was a baby. I was even awesome, when I was a baby.
Both my parents died, when I was a baby.
I grew up abused, without any love.
Harry potter!
Everone: Schooby duwap!
Harry: Harry potter!
Everone: Schooby duwap!
Harry: Harry potter!
Everone: Schooby duwap!
Everone: Schooby duwap!
Harry: Thatss mee!!
You guys are my best friends, you know that?
Hermione: Oh, harry.
Dumbledore: Your gonna be alright harry, boy, yes.
Hermione: We'll always love you harry.
Ron: I love you to harry!
Harry: Lose some weight before you hug me, ron.
Ron: Huh?
rofl
 iwant_pxysticks · Sun Feb 01, 2009 @ 05:46pm · 0 Comments |
