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Well, I woke up around 1:30 because I stayed up until 4:00 watching TTGL with my cousin. And somewhere in this I might accidentally call it eggnog because when I told my cousin about TTGL she was like, "That sounds like eggnog." And has asked me to call it that so she knows what I'm talking about.
After waking up, I watched my cousin Kaleb play Paper Mario for like a half hour.
Then I went upstairs and was a b***h to my mom which was a stupid idea because she's currently bleeding from her v****a and might push me down the stairs. She also threatened to not get me my TTGL wristband and chara fortune set. ;-;
My breakfast consisted of these nasty chocolate wheat things and spicy cheetos.
Then me and my cousin Sylvia watched episode 8 of TTGL. -cries-
My aunt was being a total b***h, talking about my mom to her husband, IN A FLIPPIN' BILLY MAYS TONE, ON THE PHONE, CALLING HER LAZY.
WELL, EXCUSE ME PERSON WHO HAS A MEXICAN MAID COME TO THEIR HOUSE TO CLEAN ALL OF YOUR s**t EVERY THURSDAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
"Well, I need a break! I clean a lot and have three kids! blahblahblahblah!"
YEAH, RIGHT. YOU CONSTANTLY TAKE NAPS AND b***h ABOUT SOMEONE DRINKING YOUR LAST DIET COKE.
"Oh, I've been sleeping all day! I do so much work!"
"I just slept all day. I think I need a nap."
I love my aunt and all but she is sometimes a -insert very long line of curse words-.
So she says we're going to the YMCA. But it turns out our other aunt is already here with her very deliciously kyewt babies, and then we skip the Y and go straight to Gattiland.
I played Colorama and got 75 like 5 times. :3
And then I defused the lazer playing DDR with my cousin Kaleb.
After that, my dad got a hotel room since our power is out. My mom forgot to get my camera charger from my aunts house, along with several other VERY IMPORTANT THINGS.
Next our neighbor calls my dad and is like, "YO YO YO, OUR LIGHTS ARE BACK AND PUMPIN'!" or some s**t like that.
BUT, we already have the hotel room.
So my dad calls and is all, "WE DON'T NEED THIS s**t, b***h!" and we go back home.
RUNNING UP THE STAIRS VERY STUPIDLY BECAUSE WE JUST HAD A HUGE SNOW STORM AND THEY'RE ALL ICY, I SLIP AND ALMOST CRACK MY HEAD OPEN.
Luckily I only got out with half my arm ripped off, four toes missing, blind in one eye, and several organs being ruptured.
Just kidding, only a scrape on my wrist and leg.
My dog then made those scrapes worse by knocking me down and making me hit my head.
I also hit my hip on the edge of the couch.
It was like, flippin' 40 degrees in our house.
Also my sister was bitching to me because the jeans I was wearing, which were hers, had a hole in them.
THEY WERE THERE WHEN I PUT THEM ON, NATALIE.
My cat was attacking me and was being all, "RAWRRRRR I'MMA TIGER."
"Sophie, you're a cat."
" crying "
And now my dog is sniffing socks.
And I just bribed my mom to let me stay up until 1:30 for some of my chocolate.
Okay, bee byez people.
 o rubor sanguinis · Sat Jan 31, 2009 @ 05:31am · 0 Comments |
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