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As I mature

I've learned that you cannat make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in

I've learned that no matter how much I care
Some people are just assholes

I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes
After that, you'd better have a big p***s
or huge boobs

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others, they're
more ******** up than you think

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place

I've learned that 99% of the time when
Something isn't working in the house
you blame it on someone else even if
you know you didn't do it

I've learned that people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
And all the less important ones just never go away

Pass this along to everyone.... trust me
they'll appreciate it and who knows, maybe
something good will happen.

If not, tough s**t