There was a man. His name was Billybob Beefcake S00. No he isn't asian. I'M NOT BEING RACIST. "PEACE! I CALL PEACE!!"
Anyways...
He dressed up as a beefcake and carried a small straw basket. He liked to go door to door selling his specialy homemade beefcake paddies. Once, he tried getting them into Mc Donald's but they said they'd think about it. (ACCORDING TO FDA, ITS TOO MUCH CALORIES! YOU CAN MAKE SOMEONE A FATTY IN ONE DAY WITH 30000189201920219 CALORIES IN JUST ONE QUARTER SIZED BEEF PATTY!!!)
He tried combining his world famous Lemon Beef pattys at a 5 year old's lemonade stand. But it didnt work out since the small kid tried one and had ongoinggasitus. There wasn't enough Febreeze to spare the neighborhood of the horrid smell. So he killed him and made him into beef pattys.
He tasted it. It was nasty. So he sold it to IHOP and they said it was delicious.
I HATH BEEN CURE'D!!!!!!!
meaning i'm back to normal. HALLEJALUYA!!!!!!
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Beans are good for you.
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