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Cinderella Story...
Sister 1- I think the prince liked me last night!! ^^
sister 2- how could he like you???? He didn't even dance with you
sister 1 - but he kept glancing my way. I think he wanted to dance with me, maybe he is shy....
sister 2- Ha! Some shy!!! The way he went after that new girl in the silver dress??
sister 1- she was the forward one. The poor prince never got a chance with anyone else...but he noticed me...all the same....
sister 2- I wonder who she was
sister 1- Who?
sister 2- Pretty face. That the prince was so smitten with
sister 1- probably just somebody's cuzin, here for the weekend.....
-crier comes in-
crier- pardon me. I'm here representing the prince
sister 1- see?? i knew he noticed me!
crier- i have orders to try this shoe on every girl in town who attended last nights ball. when i find the one it fits, the prince will mary her
sister 2- where did the shoe come from?
sister 1- what diference does it make?
sister 2- it seems an odd way to choose a wife
sister 1- i don't care if it came from the goodwill store. it's going to fit me.....
sister 2- it looks awfuly small...what does the prince want? a child bride??
crier- were you at the ball last night?
sister 1- ofcourse we were! don't you remember us??
-crier looks more closely-
crier- oh yes, you spent quite alot of time at the sandwich table...how could i forget??
sister 2- maybe you repress easily.....
sister 1- see?? i knew he'd remember me....
crier- do you want to try the shoe on or not??
sister 1- yes yes, though it's a mere formality. why didn't the prince come for me himself??
crier- (sarcasticaly) he's...shy
sister 1- I KNEW IT!! didn't i tell u??
-sister 1 tryes on da shoe but its too small-
sister 1- do u have the same style in 9 1/2?
crier- i don't have the same style in anything! i have just this one shoe!
sister 1- you better talk with your purshasing agent, that isn't enough stock to do a proper busines....
crier- don't you understand?? some girl at da dance lost the shoe and the prince is trying to find her!!
sister 2- the girl in the silver dress??
crier- yupp that's the one
sister 2- why doesn't he just call her?
crier- he doesn't know her name
sister 2- he danced with her for 3 hours and never asked her name??
sister 1- i TOLD you he was shy
sister 2- the way he was holding her was not shy! he just skipped the introductions and got right down to the heart of the matter
crier- do you want to try the shoe on too?
sister 2- why not? -tryes on but won't fit- nothing gambled, nothing gained.....
-cinderela runs in carring a bucket-
cinderella- i need more soap!!
crier- were you at the dance too??
sister 1- does she look like a girl the prince would have at his ball??
sister 2- if looks were necessary for an invitation, alot of us would have stayed home....
crier- it was a public ball remember?? open to all single girls under 20
sister 2- 20? i didn't know that....did it say on the notice?
crier- of course it did!
sister 2- didn't you see that when you read the invitation??
sister 1- so what are a few years? one way or the other, the prince is shy, i told you. he doesn't know his own mind...
sister 2- we're lucky they let us in!
cinderella- i was at da dance! and I'm under 20!
crier- then lets try the shoe on and get it over with!
-tryes shoe on and it fits-
crier- it fits!! it really fits! hey prince! i found your girl!! in here!!
sister 1- your making a terrible mistake! she wans't the girl in the silver dress!!look at her!! she couldn't afford a gown like that!!
crier- maybe she rented it
-prince comes in wearin dirty jeans and a holey shirt-
crier- there she is sire! the shoe fits perfectly!
prince- you dunt look the same as last night...
cinderella- looks who's talking!! what kind of getup is that for a prince to be wearing?
sister 1- he just doesn't want people to recognize him, he's shy....
cinderella- shy?? i have got to be kidding me.....
prince- this is the real me, i had to get all cleaned up last night or the king would have canceled the ball...i usualy look like this....
cinderela- but, why??
prince- why not? i like being comfortable. you wouldnt exacly make the best dressed list your self this morning either...
cinderela- true, but i got no choice, I'm forced to do all the cooking and cleaning and scrubing....
prince- thats great!! i came here intending to mary you and had no idea you could alredy cook and clean!
cinderella- you expect ME to do all the cleaning and cooking?
prince- of course!! who else?
cinderella- 200 men in the ball and i choose a male chauvinist
prince- just what were YOUR plans after we were maried??
cinderella- you'd be busy all day running the kingdom, so i thought i might go back 2 school, maybe get a law degree. im very intrested in child welfare laws, particulary pertainin to foster homes -glares at sisters-
prince- where did you get the idea that i'd be running the kingdom?
cinderella- well, you are the prince aren't you?
prince- yes, but i gave up my rights 2 the throne a loooong time ago. the king said i had to choose; either my inherutance or my motorcycle
cinderella- aaand, you took the cycle.....
prince- naturaly....
cinderella- in that case, the answer is no
sister 2- what are youu saying??
cinderella- i'm saying i do not wish to mary the prince
sister 1- first dibs on rebound!! ^^
crier- you can't be serious. one just does not refuse the prince.
cinderella- i do!
prince- but what bout last night? don't deny that the flame was burning last night!
cinderella- mere physical atraction
prince- yea yea yea.....
cinderella- not a suficient basis for marige
sister 1- what else do you want?
crier- yes, what else do you want?
cinderella- companionship, intelectual simulation, LOVE!! i thought prince charming would be able to give me all that or i wouldn't have been atracted to him in the first place
prince- u mean, you'd rather stay in this dump, doing all the cleaning than marry me??
cinderella- so i could live in your dump and do all the cleaning and cooking? thats right....
sister 2- the palace is hardly a dump
crier- HIS part of it is....
sister 1- I'D be honored to do your cleaning and scrubing prince! anytime!!
prince- yea? well, don't call me,i'll call you!! -storms off-
sister 1- did you hear that? he said he'd call me sometime!! i knew i made an impression last night!!
sister 2- boy did you blow it, a chance to mary the prince and you turn him down! what a numbskull....
crier- now wait a minute, the prince isn't all that much of a bargain. he isn't too bright ya know? and heaven knows he will never amount much...
sister 1- what do you mean no bargain? the prince is the biggest prize in the kingdom!
crier- booby prize, maybe
cinderella- thanks, is nice to have someone on my side for a change...
crier- i always did admire a woman with spunk
cinderella- you did?
sister 2- you did?
crier- sure, i figure, you can always hire someone to clean the house, but you can't hire a girl with brain yo understand your problems and enrich your life
cinderella- you aren't putting me on?
crier- of course not! in fact miss......
cinderella- call me Cindy
crier- well, Cindy, i was wondering.....if you'd be free tonight? there is a campus thats open to the public and i thought.....
cinderella- i'd love it!!
crier- about 7:30?
cinderella- that'll be fine XD
crier- then i'll see you later!
cinderella- byeee!! and thanks for returning my shoe!!
sister 1- of course he may be too shy to actually call me. perhaps i'll just call him after all....
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