While i was sitting in the pub in Ovidelsey i say a sign that said a young girl had been kidnapped she was a small child by the name of berta apparently some evil knights of the dark god Walmartious and wanted to raise her into one of their dark priestess to preform evil rites and bless their armor and swords i knew i was the one to rescue her. i asked the barmaid who had put that poster up. it was the pub/tavern/bars owner and the girl was his daughter the barmaid then said "also you can take your helmet off we get much stranger folks then kobolds round the parts"
Several hours later: I spoke to the tavernpubbarorama...spectacular!
owner he gave me a horse rations and all the ale i can drink if i come back with his daughter i rhode or is it road or rowed or roed... OKAY i took a horse that was running with me on its back north to the paladins stronghold. when i reached it i saw it was a horrible menacing structure with the menaceing symbol of their god walmartious a smiley face staring at you that made the rage rise in you and make you want to go to your nearest walmart and start killing people you dont know.
okay so i threw a grappling hook over the wall and scaled it there were 2 paladins posted on the wall i didnt see though but i was okay because i brought a holy relic to hold them of i wore a medallion of my chosen god of good the hammer of thor it burned them when they saw it they turned to sekeletons they were lesser beings though goblins natures D student. so i snuck into the base i fought my way through some more goblin guards and then when i reached the center i planted a bomb. Then i moved on to the prison block the girl wasnt there so i went to the commanders headquarters where he was attempting to get the girl to say PRAISE WALMARTIUS but she wouldnt listen because she was just a kid when he saw me he said " I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD COME WITH ME BUT WE HAVE NO TIME FOR CHAT LET US DANCE IN THE DARKNESS!!!!" he pulled out an amulet of walmartius and we were plunged into darkness suddenly i felt a fist strike me and I lost consciousness... ~ end of episode 2.
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The tales of jebbedo the kobold bard
basicly this will be a story about my fictional charecter jebbedo the kobold bard his name is self explanatory...
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