|
dA Signatures I thought were humurous |
|
|
|
|
|
|
1. Manga is my Drug: because when you read manga.....how can you possibly afford drugs?
2. "I'm not making demands. I'm making suggestions....with heavy emphasis on following though with them."
3. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.
4. "War: It's just God's way of teaching Americans geography." -John Stewart
5. " Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. " William Dement
6. If at first you don't succed, cheat.
Repeat until caught.
Then lie.
7. “You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
-Dr. Seuss
8. Moses stepped down from the Mount, held up the Sacred chalice and spoke: "And God said: DO THE DEW!"
9. I am a complexly divisive individual capable of a lot of little perplexities that to many have meaning no greater than that of a small gnat. However, to a particularly few I weave a web of scalpels, sown together with fine wine and cheese.
10. "Life is pretty simple. You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works."
- Leonardo da Vinci
11. The Joker would have won if he hadn't stopped to monologue.
12. "How positively delightful... That is, how would you say today....bullshit?"
~Louis, Interview with the Vampire
13. "She is mine." Edward's low voice was suddenly dark, not as composed as before. "I didn't say I would fight fair." -Edward Cullen [Eclipse]
14. When God was asked why bad things happen, He hence replied: "....I am a creator, not a babysitter"
15. "I don't know how I know, I just know that I know, You know?"
16. In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.
17. "This is... Castle Oblivion... where to find is to lose... and to lose is to find.
But rest assured that you won't lose anything just beacuse you won this free drink."
18. And the Lord said, "Johnny, come forth and recieve eternal light." But Johnny came fifth, and won a toaster.
19. Put this in your signature if you laughed your @$$ off when you realized Yagami backwards is, "im a gay".
20. Well, what did you expect? Tom-foolery? Buffoonery? Come now, come now, we are all too mature here to even consider taking ourselves seriously.
21. "I've seen enough of Ba Sing Se. And I can't even see!"
-Toph
22. There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
23. Be decisive, even if it means you might be wrong.--H. Jackson Brown Jr.
24. "Don't be afraid to ask questions, be afraid of your own ignorance."
25. One day your prince will come...mine made a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions
26. "Good artists are the crappy artists that never gave up."
-Frzdragon.
27. I remember back in the day in 'Nam, when me and the other fellers used to eat pataters every meal o' the day. Sometimes they was mashed. Others was fried. But one thing always remained:
They was pataters.
28. "Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed!?" - Edward Elric
29. "...and a third had died in his bunk of natural causes - for a dagger in the heart quite naturally ends one's life." ~R.A. Salvatore, Homeland
30. "When in doubt, C-4" ~Mythbusters
31. There are people who, hearing a twig snapping behind them, will assume its nothing, and some will think its a tiger and run. We are the decendents of the ones who thought 'tiger', hard-wired to be afraid of whats behind us, but its not always a tiger.
 The Angry Hippie · Tue Oct 14, 2008 @ 04:46am · 0 Comments |
|
|
|
|
|
