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Dear Diary,

Today I attacked a random person I saw. It was pretty sweet; I lay in the grass, all camouflaged and inconspicuous, and then when she stood up, I leapt up and wrapped myself around her ankles. Epic flailing ensued. Sadly, I was unable to access her brains before she threw me off but I did manage to cling to her for a surprising length of time for an inanimate object before she threw me off. My human then came and picked me up, preventing me from further assaulting my victim.

I then attempted this ambush technique on several other people, and I am happy to say that it was successful on one. I brought him to his knees and crawled over to his head, but then realized that I couldn't eat his brains because I had no mouth. Absolutely devastated, I slunk away to go hide myself in a shadowy corner and slit my wrists when I realized that I didn't have wrists either. Or hands to hold a razor with. Damn.

Sometimes, being a jacket can really be a pain...
I must work harder to fulfill my zombie destiny.

~ZJ