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*hums while sitting on a bench in a park, drinking some sprite*

(HA!)

GAH!

*damn near drops his drink*

(who is it THIS time? you scared the #$%^ out of m-)

(It is I! The tormentor of souls, the destroyer of kingdoms, the murderer of the innocent! NICOLI!)

(nice to meet you, now please go *&^% yourself.)

(I shall not leave until I taint your mind body and soul- who is that?)

*looks at the random girl walking by*

(I have no idea, now, why dont you-)

(then go up and talk to her, shes hot!)

(...)

(please?)

(you my friend, are one disturbing little soul, you have my pity, farewell.)

*gets up and walks toward his bike*

(wait! no! your walking away from her! Turn around!)

(for the last time, I said bugger off!)

(I refuse to go until you court that woman!)

(wha- NO! if you want her so bad, then go torment her boyfriend, not me.)

(very well, I wish you the most painful of deaths.)

*one day later on the same bench in the same park*

*hums to himself*

(HA!)

GAH!

(oh god, its you again isnt it?)

(how did you know?)

(just a thought, why are you here anyway? I thought you were with that one girls boyfriend.)

(they are both dead)

(WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?!)

(well, I was telling him to-)

(spare me the details please.)

(fine, they basicly... uhh, well... you see...)

(tell me or I get a priest to banish you.)

(they drove off a cliff.)

(...)

(sooooo, whats the weather like?)

(...)

(uhh, did you see that girl over there? she was looking at you.)

(...)

(*sigh* fine, I'll go)

(whatever, just dont bother me again, got it?)

(got it.)

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as it turns out, I find myself arguing with him just about every day.

so far he has killed about 14 people, 8 squirrels, 3 cats, 4 fish, 2 dogs and 5 ants with his constant monologging.