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I just write in here each day, telling of either what has happened to me, putting some stories, or stuff that my friends have ask me to do~
Joan's Strange Quiz
So my friend Joan sends me a comment about a quiz, and I'll just answer it here. x3

1. You throw and octopus and you can only catch it without any strings or pulling it down, or having someone else throw it and you catch it. so how do you catch it?
A: Use bait or... HAVE SOME LAUNCH THAT GIGANTIC JAHEEBAS RIGHT AT YA!

2. Thee are 3 bananas in a basket. No more, no less. There are three monkeys(no more no less) who want one banana each. How do you give all the monkeys a banana, while keeping one in the basket?
Give one whole to one monkey, and have the other two share. =3

3. A truck is carrying pears, apples, and bananas. It comes to a sharp curve. What drops?
A: Bananas. T.T

4. How many letters are in the alphabet?
A: 26.

5. If a man is living in Ohio, can he be buried in Texas?
A: That depends if he's staying in Ohio or not.

6. How many birthdays does the average man have?
A:75+.

7. How is a raven like a writing desk?
A: Wtf?
Ugh. What a strange joke.
Because they were both "carved"? o_o;;;

8. In the daylight, I am missing but you know I'm there. At night, I return to light the sky but I was never missing. What am I?
A: The moon/the stars.

9. Watch the movie Alice in Wonderland by Walt Disney. How do you fix a clock that's two days slow? And what is just nonsense to add to it?
A: You speed it up? =3
Nonsense... Adding a third/fourth hand to the clock?



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    Joanna the n00b hunter
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    commentCommented on: Sun Nov 09, 2008 @ 07:34pm
    Joan here to give you the RIGHT answers! =D
    1. You just throw it in the air and catch it again. Duh!
    2. Give one banana to each of the monkeys, but give the third one his banana in the basket!
    3. It's speed! You're always supposed to slow down at sharp curves!
    4. 11. XD The alphabet is only 11 letters long excluding the space.
    5. If he's living in Ohio, there's no way he could possibly be buried in Texas. Then he'd be buried alive!
    6. 1. You are only born once!
    7. There technicaly is no answer to this one. XD Lewis Carrol made it up for his book "Alice in Wonderland" but never gave it an answer. XD
    8. Right!
    9. You open it up, take most of those annoying screws and gears since they're in the way, add jam, butter, tea, sugar, marmalade, NEVER put in mustard, since that's just silly, then close the watch. In the event it goes mad, promptly smash it with a hammer. =3

    You missed 8/9. You got 1/9 right. 0_o Freshen up on your riddle books.


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