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In the year 20XX an evil western empire that threaten us all, a race we shall call them…”Bobs”…yes its “Bobs” any problem with that, well where was I, try to concentrate, oh yeah. The Bobs’ plans to put all easterners into lifeless beings A.K.A. “The Bobbots!” Ah ha, I feel sorry for people who have that name…Oh the story. No one dares to fight for the lives of the Easterners. Until a spiky hair funky dude with a major attitude, step up to the “Bobs”! A hero with awesome looks, cool shades, radical jacket, and a force not to be grease with! Ok he’s not a hero and he looks just plain weird! But admit it he does sound cool doesn’t he? Yes he’s Abura translated grease! With his Fists of the Grease, he will not only Grease our enemy to death, he’ll grease our heart…unless you’re a “Bobs” then you will never understand.

Bobs Grunt: Grease what! That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard! *Hair explodes into dust* Wait the show on already! Please don’t fire me! *Sob*

Episode: 1: The Man’s grease is known as grease

Abura: Only the Freaks, Creeps, and Geeks have brains for these.

Now that he kindly tell you I think? Let’s find out about this. The “Bobs” all rode on their motorcycles. Hunting down Japanese citizens with a boring good old, horrible ray gun that’s turns them into “Bobbots!” “All must becomes our “Bobbots” and end your comedian, be a normal businessmen like the rest of us! Hahaha” The Bobs #1 laughing at them. Bobs #2 and Bobs #3 both turned easterners into “Bobbots”. Bobs #2 “Hehe” he laughs “No one can save you now, you will become our puppets. For we’re Bob’s Ridiculously Buttheads!” Crazy to say but he’s serious. Bobs #3 “With your stupidity combined we are Team Super Idiots! phrasing

While those idiots made pathetic phrases, a young damsel hid behind a boulder, scared. Hey I would too. “Oh no” she said “The people I knew seem like…its like I’m in Registered Evil.” Helplessly scared. Oh by the way Registered Evil is the must buy game probably never coming out on Dreamaker. Now back to the show. “Look like we have a innocent girl on our hands.” Bobs #4 whisper in her ears. The girl scream in distress. Bobs #4 “Looks like girl like yourself need to be taught a lesson. And becomes one of us.” Answered, aiming at her with his “Bobs Ray” but the lass knock his gun off by slapping and shouted out “Get that thing away!” Bobs #4 chased her, the helpless Japanese angel ran for her life but tripped and fell to the ground. She got up and find out the other Bobs 1,2, and 3 drove on motorcycles to block her in. Her hope was lost until just before “The Bobs” shoot her, a lightning filled with grease struck them sky high. “Whew that’s was close, oh thank you stranger” the damsels told the mysterious person in greased-spiky hair “It was nothing little lady” The stranger answer and his grease come back to him inside his hair. “Grease…what those doing in your hair!” the Damsel shouted, shocked to see her knight in shinning armor have grease, literally. “Ah hey you freak leave us be. Can’t you see we’re busy here turning this babe into one of us!.” Bobs #4 shouted but the stranger only words are “How dare trying to turn this hottie into a world-class butthead. Its no wonder you don’t have any girlfriends.” Bobs #4 “Who are you, you grease freaks?” he answered The greased hair stranger said “People call me Abura but call me Abura…gitta! Translated Greasy, hmm more grease humor. “Let’s get him!” Bobs #2 Scream Bobs 2,3, and 4 attacking from all directions but suddenly blow away by Abura’s Grease “Fists of the Grease, Bad-hair Day!” He yelled out. His grease once again came out of his hair striking them like lightning. More Bobs come out to hunt him. “I’m Bobs#13 a.k.a. Curse. My brother Bobs #4 a.k.a. Worst, my other brother’s Bobs #6 a.k.a. Ghost!” Bobs #13 said and another Bobs came out and said “I’m Bobs #7 a.k.a. Still not lucky enough to be on a host.” In depress. Abura blew them out of here. “Greasy Frenzy!” he shouted in style impressing the young girl in every way he can. Every single Bobs is knock out cold. “Well” she said “Abura.” Abura put his both hands on each shoulders. answered “Just call me Aburagitta little lady.” By looking at him, the girl said “Well the name Kiki, Aburagitta.” Abura yelled at her “The name Abura, just Abura got it!” “Okay stop yelling…” But as soon as Kiki start saying it, she stared at his hair suddenly the man’s hair had a person come out “Our grease are golden!” scream. Kiki shocked and wonder why do he have a little guy living at his greasy hair. “Pretend you never see that” Abura answered “Or if you want…You can hear my story, a story with W.I.D.E.S.C.R.E.E.N.!” “Widescreen?” Kiki she said wonder why she wanted to see it in widescreen. Well widescreen stand out for Wild Idiots Don’t Especially Stupid Can Ripped Entertainment Even Nerds! Since now that you understand it, you can tell your teachers what you have learn about. Abura also said “F.U.L.L.S.C.R.E.E.N. Stand out For Unintelligent Largely Likes Stealing Credits Random Entertainment Especially Nerds!” Acknowledge Kiki with a rather interesting wisdom. “Hit it” As he started the movie. Came out of nowhere a theater appear. Yes it time for Abura Production that have no meaning for this story. But we don’t care cause us writers don’t give a Dan anyway. Well we just don’t have one, he’s too crazy and he don’t have a life! And now our feature presentation.

Grease Monkey
By: Aburagitta
Episode 1: Greasy Gear XX Gadget Lord

Kiki: What kind of title is that, and since when do title have titles?!?

Abura: Shush this is the best part.

In the year…where I just can’t understand future. Between Human and the Cogs…like the war between brothers and sisters, cats and dogs, and wives and their washing machine; it never ends. With stars such as Mold Badguy play by Abura, Kiki as Jam Cranberry, and random people we don’t know play as My Krispy, Bay, Freddie, Frost, Crazy, Player, and the rest!

Kiki: Wait how do I, the Japanese Princess have to play as this Chinese Chef! *Whin* By the way who’s he?

Abura: Dracobud, he’ll be playing Robo-My and I got a feeling he’ll be a hit! *Smiles*

Kiki: And about me?
Abura: You know it will be great to see you in…*Giggle, Blush, Wink*

Kiki: You pervert that why I in this dress!

Abura: Yes she has a hair piece to put her hair like a halo. In red dress, white skirt with detail and that its short enough…you know when she bend down *wink wink*…

Kiki: *Knocking him and almost kill my character that I thought I won’t make it alive to put this plot twist* Abura you jerk I’m not wearing this even if…oh Daryl…for Daryl I guess I do it. *Blush* But only cause he see me attractive! *Giggle*

Abura: *Sigh* I’m a virgin again?!? *Sob*

Narrator: Let start in 5, 4, 3, 2,…Kiki love me I so lucky *Smile*…Ah action!

“I see the Cogs are taking over once again” Mold Badguy said tired of the same story plot every…single…time! “I got it” he said “I just go burn Jam’s Restaurant…for thinking she save big buck by switching her car insurance to Geecko!...Yeah so what if they do that over and over at least its not the same boring story as about the cogs!?!” Going to China to burn Jam’s Restaurant.

Kiki: Who knew Dreamaker had Geecko doing the part? Oh I forgot its my turn to steal the spot. *Wink*

Dracobud: I know how Mold feels Greasy Gear run out of ideas since they keeps repeating now they got XX Gadget! Man to think Street Rider repeats this.

Meanwhile “Here, this will be yours my love.” Kiki I mean Jam. And she bringing it to me oh I playing as a drifter. Why, thank you Jam its good as usual.

Narrator: I think she doing this on purpose.

“Who want second? I got so much you become a Chubbachu in no time! Jam said in Cokemon humor.

Dracobud: …You are playing a Chinese chick not a Japanese-Chinese! I know we should of have Jam Kuradoberi play as her!

Kiki: I know it’s a Japanese humor. *infuriated* But I’m just a Japanese girl after all! And leave that rich snob out of it! *Completely destroy Jam’s Restaurant!* Oops I guess I blew it?

Everyone’s speechless, even myself.

Dracobud: I was going to blow up that joint. *Threw his sword to the down, landed with a pointed edge*

“…”

Mold Badguy arrives “Ha ha ha I’m Mold Badguy the badest guy, so watch out guys or you gonna get fried…” But I hate to tell you but she already blew her own restaurant!

Abura: No! *fell on his knee* Bags you woman! *scream*

“Well” Jam said “at least I had insurance for it.” Mold told her one most important thing. “Not as long as I will stop…unless they want me and Dracobud to be the part of two cavemen.” “Great” Dracobud sarcasm. With them giving up on blowing up restaurant and move in as Geecko Business Cavemen I sure someone else will burn Jam newly restaurant.

FIN

“That have nothing to do with Gadget Lord!” Kiki confused. Well sorry my dear but Abura and I just don’t have the time put up details Ms. Blow up Restaurant Non-human. Abura stand out as “Burn!” He said

Kiki: Abura is now on his side!

Narrator: He’s actually on my side!

Abura: I’m actually on his side!

Dracobud: I might actually have the hot for Kiki!

Kiki just notice “Is that Dracobud? What is he doing here?” Abura give out one of those cliché, players have ever learned. “He’s a secret character. We unlock him not to mention we grew levels to over 9,000!” shouted “What 9,000 there’s no way you people can do it, can it?!?” Crappa shouted. Well only Abura will pull something like that. Dracobud now join the party! Do you want to nickname him? Abura answer “No” But Kiki yell out “D.A.R.Y.L. I will call him D.A.R.Y.L.!” she smiles. Abura is furious to found that his name stand out Data Analyzer Robotic Youth Lifeform! “I suppose to have that nickname but you give it to another man…” Kiki speechless and frighten but Abura change his mind and said “That mean I just got to find another woman. That’s right ladies I still available!” enjoying every minute of it. Dracobud now named D.A.R.Y.L. with red jacket with a detail decorated, white shirt, and black jeans. He’s a robotic version of myself and only had one thing to ask. “Ok one thing Abura, why this tuss is name Kiki… it sound like she think she some innocent girl in black robe with red ribbon…”

Kiki: D.A.R.Y.L. is freaking me out! *scared* But still pretty cool you got to admit.

Coming up next is that right its about Bobs and the gang are figuring out the secret about them. Plus the mysterious, new characters appear on the stage including the mascot I familiar with.

Abura: Who is it?
More episodes, more characters, more villains, and even more of the most craziest story plot you can handle!

Kiki: What is it?

On this episode, Old, New, Guest, Stars, and of course the Bobs!!!

D.A.R.Y.L.: Why not look on the scrip is not a brain surgeon?

Abura: But if so I might as well use Action Replay and hack my way out to see who’s the guest star really is! *Hacking*...what aah the attack of the Missingno. I being attack by them! *hunted*

Kiki: And don’t think Gameshark will help you either. *sign*