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I keep falling asleep...
This happens every Friday.
I think its because of Gym.
Ms. Daniels makes everyone work really hard...
I mean, I nearly fainted a few times.
Doing a mile run each day isn't as easy as it seems!
AND I have a good bit of medical conditions, but she doesn't give a flying ********.
So, I gotta bear with it.

Anyway, I've been sleeping ALOT.
Every night I go to sleep early.
And when I get home, I usually sleep for an hour...
Now, I know I'm lazy.
I can admit this easily.
And it doesn't bother me.
BUT, I mean, I think this is kinda extreme...

ANYWAY, because I'm ungrounded, I was playing Sonic the Hedgehog, for the 360.
I kept dying.
I was Silver. And the damn turtle kept leaving me behind.
ANd those blocks that I hafta lift to get up high kept breaking.
ANd the robots wouldn't leave me the hell alone.
So, I got mad and turned the game off.
XD

I'm thinking of coloring my Kakashi/Obito tribute picture.
But I don't wanna ******** it up.
Maybe I'll do it over the computer...
That'd be cool.
It'd be my first time doing so, too...
XD

Anyway, I'm going to end this with something that people were saying at lunch.

Eric: I was the fastest sperm.
Young: Yeah! Me too!
Ryan: ...
Katie: Well, no s**t!
Eric: Well... I was technically the smartest.
Ryan: I guess I was just fast.
Young: I was fast and smart!
Eric: NO ******** s**t. YOU'RE ASIAN.
Young: ... Heh heh heh... ******** yeah.
Katie: ... HAHAHAHAH! THAT WAS GREAT! You did this weird laugh before saying ******** yeah... Hahahah!
Young: ...Hey. Katie is a girl. Does that make her the slowest egg, or what?
Ryan: ... So, I made a new map in Halo...
Katie: I'mma kick your a** one day... After I learn to fight from a distance too...
Young: Wait, what?
Katie: I can only fight up close... Like, running in shooting, and then beating you down.
Young:... Oh. You'd do best with like.. the Assult Rifle and Shotgun.
Katie: Yeah. But I just beat the ******** outta everyone I see... I'm like Caboose. Y'know. A Team-killing ********.
Ryan: ...Heh heh heh....
Katie: Hey chicka bum bum....
Young: ...******** yeah.

XD

It was just so ******** funny.
I guess you gotta be there...




OH! Another good one:

Katie: Hey, Gregg?
Gregg: Nani...?
Katie: Do you work at subway...?
Gregg: ...Why are you asking...
Katie: ...'cause you just gave me a foot long. OOOOOH SNAAAAAAP!
Gregg: ...I always knew that you were a tranny.
Katie: And I'm only a tranny for you, b***h.


XD

Ah, god.
I think there was another good one...
Uhm...
Oh, yeah!

Ryan: So, Young, you saw these guys in Halo 2, whose names were "Your mom" and "AIDS"?
Young: Yeap. And it was always like "Your mom killed AIDS" and "AIDS splattered Your mom"
Ryan: ... Aids splattered my mom?
Katie: No. "A p***s stuck Your mom."
Young: WHAT THE ********?!
Katie: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH! I wanna do that now! BUT, its gotta be "My Testies" and "Your mom".
Young: ...Why?
Katie: Well, I'd let "Your mom" beat me down... so every time I'd get beat down, it'd say "Your mom beat down My Testies".


XD
I'm so ******** ackward!