Nothing happened at school today.
Thank god...
ANyway, I'm bored, and stuck at home alone, so I'mma do some RvB here!
Caboose: So, what did you see, Church?!
Church: CABOOSE! STOP INTERRUPTING!
Caboose: Did you see O'Maily?! DId you see a Helicopter?!
Church: if you'd shut up, I'll tell you!
Tucker: Yeah, Caboose! Shut up and let Church talk!
Church: TUCKER! YOU AREN'T HELPING!
Tucker: Yeah I am. I'm pumping up the story. Check this out: Hey everybody! I'm super horny from all the robot killing! Is it just me, or is it hot in here? Will somebody help me out of this armor? This breast plate is sooo itchy! -Tex point a gun at him- Bow chick bow wo--whoa! Story's over.
Tex: So, Church, what did you see?
Church: It was... a big thing.
Tex: ...That's what you saw? A big thing?
Tucker: Eh, my story had a big thing in it too! You just didn't give it enough time to develop!
Church: yeah, it was a big thing! I didn't have enough time to get a good look at it!
Caboose: At Tucker's big thing?
Church: NO! All I know is that it was spiky, and covered in teeth.
Tucker: kinkyyyy...
Church: Seriously man, cut the crap.
Tex: Okay. Let's go get this big thing of yours...
Tucker: Bow chicka bow wow!
Tex: Shut it.
Tucker: Did anyone call for a hairy plumber? BOW CHICKA BOW WOW.
Church: TUCKER! SHUT UP!
Tucker: I've come to lay some pipes. bowchickawowwow!
Church: Tucker...
Tucker: So, I hear you have sisters. BOW CHICKA-- Who are twins! -- WOW WOW!
Tex: TUCKER!
Tucker: Are you a famous model or actress? BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!
Church: Shut up...
Tucker: Bow chicka-chicka-- Bow bow chicka-chicka-- Bow bow chicka-chicka-- Bow BOW!
Caboose: Hey chicka bum bum!
Tex: Okay. Everyone get behind, and stay tight.
Tucker: Bowchickabowwow...
Tex: okay, Tucker, YOU'RE in front.
Tex: yeah, we could do it if we had a hard line.
Tucker: CHURCH!!!! CHURCH, WAIT! I GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!
Church: -looking across the map as Tucker comes running at him and Tex- What is it?!
Tucker: -gasping- I... I gotta hard line Tex can use... Bow chicka bow wow..!
Church: You know, I actually got a girl back home...
Tucker: Oh? A wife? Or girlfriend?
Church: Noo... Man, she's just my girlfriend. We were gunna get married, but then I got called out... well, you know what happens.
Caboose: I'm never gunna get married. My dad always said: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.
Church: ... Hey, Rookie. Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: No, man, I think he called her a slut!
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