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Went to the variety show last night with Shelby.

It was AWESOME. eek

Our top prez was the host...and it was soooo cool...

They did a slideshow on the top ten reasons you should go to Mt. Ararat, including, "Classroom temperatures are held at a steady 15 degrees Fahrenheit!" "The bathrooms double as a scientific bacterial collection site! Sorry Bob. He just can't do everything..." and "Those speed bumps. Can you get some air on those or what people!?!"

The acts were great. In one skit, this short dude got tackled by Isaac Bush, the linebacker. He put on his gloves and headband and that black stuff, looking totally bad a** as he pummelled the dude out of existence. And then he walks off, and Sam Prindall announces, "And now Haley Bush, the sister of that monster!" And Haley is in a pink dress and has her hair curled. xd

But the best part, the absolute BEST PART OF THE VARIETY SHOW, was when B.B.S. came out from backstage coz he was part of the crew and looked all awkward when they gave him a mike. The blonde dude that was pummelled came out, and together they sang...!

Blonde dude:
Let's face the facts about me and you,
A love unspecified.
Though I'm proud to call you "Chocolate Bear,"
The crowd will always talk and stare.

Brian:
I feel exactly those feelings, too
And that's why I keep them inside.
'Cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain,
And sometimes it's easier to hide,
Than explain our

Together:
Guy love,
That's all it is,
Guy love,
He's mine, I'm his,
There's nothing gay about it in our eyes!

Brian:
You ask me 'bout this thing we share,

Blonde dude:
And he tenderly replies,

Brian:
It's guy love

Together:
Between two guys.

Brian:
We're closer than the average man and wife,

Blonde Dude:
That's why our matching bracelets say Brian and Dude.

Brian:
You know I'll stick by for the rest of my life.

Blonde Guy:
You're the only man WHO'S EVER BEEN INSIDE OF MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Brian:
Whoa, I just took out his apendix!

Blonde dude:
...There's no need to clarify!

Brian:
Oh no?

Blonde dude:
Just let it grow more and more each day.
It's like I married my best friend!

Brian:
But in a totally manly way!

Brian and dude:
Let's go!
It's guy love,
Don't compromise,
The feeeling of some other guy,
Holding up your heart,
Into the sky.

Blonde dude:
I'll be there to care through all the lows.

Brian:
I'll be there to share the highs.

Together:
It's guy love,
Between two guys!

Blonde dude:
And when I say, "I love you, Brian,"
It's not what it impies.

Together:
It's guy love
Between
Two
Guys!

Blonde dude:
No hands...








rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl


It was SO ******** FUNNY.

You know what's even better?

BRIAN'S DAD WAS SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO SHELBY AND I AND WHEN THE CHORUS COMES ON HE COVERS HIS EYES AND SAYS, "OH NO....." AND SHELBY AND I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.

And the part that came in a close second was when the blonde dude and Keegan came out in full retro garb and introduced themselves. Keegan's name was AFRO THUNDER and he talked like he was in lala land. rofl

And then they started singing "Super Freak" and they got backup singers that did the Little Miss Sunshine dance! xd xd xd xd xd

And eventually, all of the people in the variety show come out and dance on stage, and Sam Prindall takes off his shirt, his tie, and his PANTS like the other four backup singer guys so he's left in his undershirt and green boxers.

THERE IS NO EMOTE ON THIS WORLD TO EXPRESS THE LOVE I FEEL FOR OUR WONDERFUL EXEMPLARY PRESIDENTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!