Hi everyone! I'm ignoring my english homework. So... I've discovered a new way to entertain myself. First, find a piece of literature (250 words or less). Then zombie-fy it. This one is a satyre of "Goodnight Moon" and is made by Libba Bray, not me.
In the great scary mall
There were survivors
And some dark halls
And a picture of
The zombie cow jumping over George Romero
And there were three little zombies sitting on chairs
And two dead kittens
And a pair of severed mittens
And a little toy house
And a flesh-eating mouse
And a lost sombrero and pain and a bowl of bloody rains
And an old zombie lady whispering “braaaaiins!”
Goodnight mall
Goodnight sombrero
Goodnight zombie cow jumping over George Romero
Goodnight light
And goodnight shotgun
Goodnight zombie bears
Goodnight chairs
Goodnight dead kittens
And goodnight severed mittens
Goodnight useless locks
And goodnight head-gouging rocks
Goodnight screams
And goodnight bloody rains
And goodnight to the old lady
Whispering, “braaaaiiins!”
Goodnight flesh-eaters
Goodnight hope
Goodnight to the survivors trying to cope
Somehow, I had too much fun reading this...
 Insane_Kitty · Thu Mar 06, 2008 @ 04:50am · 0 Comments |
