Fishes in a Tank
Featuring:
Shadow the Carni Gold Fish
& and Rick the Perahnah
Shadow: Hey man, you ever eat a worm before?
Rick: A what?
Shadow: you know.. a worm.. the pinkish squirmy things.
Rick: oh, no way, those things? They're all wriggley and s**t. I like the little Minows.
Shadow: Never had one.
Rick: really? aw man, we gotta get you some of those!
Shadow: What do you really eat anyway?
Rick: eh, pretty much anything fleshy.
Shadow: well.. how come you haven't eaten me? or any of the other tank residents?
Rick: oh no no, i dont eat other residents of the tank my dear friend.
*awkward silence*
Shadow: why not?
Rick: one, the humans would get pretty pissed. two, they taste a little.. artificial.
Shadow: oh.. well.. i ate half that stupid lil frog that could barely swim.
Rick: you what?
*bottom half of a tiny frog floats by*
Rick: ..... never mind... i'm just gonna.. go over here..
*rick hides in castle*
Rick: Crazy carni fish.. die already..
*Shadow gives him evil eye*
Rick: ...O.O...
This is a true story. i really did have a carnival fish that ate half of my mini frog. That b*****d lived for four damn years. *sniffle* may my little frog rest in peice and may that damned gold fish burn in hell! And rick. he was a good peranah. he was nice. he did not hurt me. but shadow did. >>
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