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Yay! These amuse me quite a bit! Sorry, but some of them are just so funny that despite everything I had to put them in here.

*Can I get a picture of you? Because I want to let Santa know exactly what I want this Christmas.

*I lost my virginity... can I have yours?

*"Do you have Irish in you?"
"No..."
"Well do you want it in you?"

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* I wish i had eleven roses to give you, because then when you look in the mirror there would be a dozen of the most beautiful things on earth.

*"Today's word is 'legs'! Now let's go back to my place and spread the word"

*Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag. [[That one made me giggle...XD]]

*Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway...

*Those clothes look nice on you, but theyd look better on the floor.

*Sex is like maths, Add the bed, minus the clothes, divide the legs and pray to god you don't multiply.

*I have a cut on my lip. Can you kiss it better?

*"My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me. So won't you kill me? So I die happy."

*Can I go shopping with you? I want to know what clothes are going to end up on my floor.

I'll add more as I find them! ^_^