|
The Spade Empire! and the 2 of spades.......mrs cosmos......
Chad: so we meet agian, how are you guys do ingz hun?
Q: Chad, quit talking like that. its sounds stupid.
Jack: I think it sounds funny myself. kinda like a beaver without the onions mrgreen
Q: ........ question
Chad: .......yea, so anyways, its that time agian folks. the moment you've all....well some of you may have.....what, none of you were?
Q: we've only done one so far. and besides, everyone by now nows skullz mc neal. although we didn't need to know that much in the first place, its too late to change things. the damage is done.
Chad: wow, so dramatic
Jack: dramallama
Q: ok, so are we going to do this or not?
Chad: yea yea, hold your horses geez luiez rolleyes
Jack: oh, she has horses? well how come i never get to ride them. i could be like a international space cowboy! sweeeeeeeeeeet. 4laugh
Q: ......yea,...ok, you do that.
Chad: dude, your insaine man
jack: yea, i'm a natural at it. eek
Q: ok, now back on topic. today we have...
Chad: hey, wait a sec! I'm the one who does the cool intro's. jack the one who says random things that no body will ever get. and you're just sappose to be the meanie who complains all day cause we get on your nearves.
Jack: really? are we standing on them right now?
Q: stare .......look, i'm gonna do the intro this time. then i'll let you and jack goof off as much as you like ok.
Chad: hmmm,well, when you put it like that....*thinks about it* deal.
Q: ok, ladies and gentalmen, without further adu, we from the Spade empire and the deck of 42 would like to present to you an astonising and very exciting individual who....
Chad: on secound thought. you can do the next one. and he's the 2 of spades, the mygestic and scary indivisual who i like to call mrs. cosmos. Maxine maxwell
Jack: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, GO MAXINE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO blaugh
..................................................................................................................
Name: Maxine Maxwell
Aka: Mrs. Cosmos, abstract brainiac
Born: 6/02/89
Summery: born in a trailer park housing area, maxine never really had much to begin with, nor did she was she ever given anything for free. at a young age she was forced to mature and become the backbone of the house hold. her parents were both alcoholics and her mother was very abusive towards her. she would blame maxine for all her falures and the reason why she lived the way she did. her father tried to be strong but old habits and temtations lead him to unleash his rage around the house, her mother fell victem to his rage alot. this left her in a constant state of depression which she tried to mask by misbehavng and fighting whoever she saw as a threat. eventually she was arrestred and placed in a safe house away from her abusive parents. she was later adopted and "reborn" by a widow named lena minrow (who shwe calls grandma. thanks to her, she manged to save herself before she went overboard and started to slowly make a few friends in school. one of these friends being Q who became her bff. her personality has changed as well. before she was loud and obnoxious, now she's more calm and withdrawn yet always willing to help whenever she can. but at times memories catch up with her and she blacks out. she later found out that she would paint murals and sceaches that looked "out of this world". she also fells as if a load on her back has become a little more lighter. when Q gave her the option of joining the spade empire she happily agreed. she finds it entertaining at times and view them as a sub family, like the ones she used to see on tv. and that makes her smile.
...................................................................................................................
Chad: ......... emo so sad. but they forgot to mention the little crush she has on a certian someone.
Q: who? maxine doesn't li,e anyone here. she really thinks you two are like babies who need there diapers changed
Jack: *checks his underwear* yep, i just made some brownies.
Chad: kewl, save some for me. wink
Q: thats sickning
Jack: and funny all rolled into one sick joke. domokun xp
Q: ......anyways, who is this guy you're talking about?
Chad: no worries, he's after mello chan
Jack: sweet, 4 of spades is next. 4laugh
Chad: yep yep. so, tune in tomarrow....or when ever you feel like it, for another look at a member of THE SPADE EMPIRE! mrgreen later dudez
JAck: MOON COW! pirate
Q: stare idiots
|
